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Rich White Straight Men

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Capo 3rd fret
[Intro]
Am  Em  Am  Em
F   C   F   F G
[Verse 1]
AmYou could ride a Emunicorn to Amschool
And if you Emfall off, you'd have Fhealthcare   C(no you Fdon’t!)F  G  
And Amif you finish Emschool, you'd go to Amcollege for free
EmThat makes sense and Fthat's fair   C(no it’s Fnot!)F  G  
And Amif you were a Emlady then you Amown your lady Emparts
Just like a Fman goes to a Cdealership and Fthen he owns a FcarG  
[Pre-Chorus 1]
   AmVroom EmvroomAm  Em  
   FFuck Cyou (fuck Fyou!)
FWhat Gif Amli-Emi--Amfe as we knew it was Fo-C--Fver?
FGuess Gwhat, AmGo-Em---Amd is a woman, I FknCow Fher
[Chorus 1]
FWhat Gif Amrich, white, Emstraight men
AmDidn't rule the Emworld anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha!)
FWhat Gif Amrich, white, Emstraight men
AmDidn't rule the Emworld anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha FhaG!)
[Verse 2]
N.C.
If you're from another land then come here
You won't have to climb a Fwall   C(yes you Fwill!)F  G  
And Amif you are a Emboy who loves a Amboy
You'll get a Emwedding cake and Fall (Cnot in ColoFrado)F  G  
And Amif you are a Emlady and you Amdo your lady Emwork
Then you will Fmake as many Cdollars as the Fboys, not just two FthirdsG  
[Pre-Chorus 2]
   AmCha-EmchingAm  Em  
   FFuck Cyou (fuck Fyou!)
FWhat Gif Amli-Emi--Amfe as we knew it was Fo-C--Fver?
FGuess Gwhat, AmGo-Em---Amd is a woman, I FknCow Fher
[Chorus 2]
FWhat Gif Amrich, white, Emstraight men
AmDidn't rule the Emworld anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha!)
FWhat Gif Amrich, white, Emstraight men
AmDidn't rule the Emworld anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha FhaG!)
[Bridge]
FTwinkle, twinkle Clittle star
DmHow I wish the Amworld was differentF  C  Dm  Am  
Where Fwho you love and Cwho you are
DmWas nobody’s Gfucking business
[Chorus 3]
N.C.
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha!)
FWhat Gif Amrich, white, Emstraight men
AmDidn't rule the Emworld anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha!)
FWhat Gif Amrich, white, Emstraight men
AmDidn't rule the Emworld anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha!)
FWhat Gif Amrich, white, Emstraight men
AmDidn't rule the Emworld anyFmore? (Chaha haha Fhaha haha!)
FWhat Gif

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Rich White Straight Men

by Kesha

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 3 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

Capo 3rd fret

[Intro]

Am Em Am Em

F C F F G

[Verse 1]

Am Em Am

You could ride a unicorn to school

Em F C F F G

And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare (no you don’t!)

Am Em Am

And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free

Em F C F F G

That makes sense and that's fair (no it’s not!)

Am Em Am Em

And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts

F C F F G

Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Am Em Am Em

Vroom vroom

F C F

Fuck you (fuck you!)

F G Am Em Am F C F

What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?

F G Am Em Am F C F

Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her

[Chorus 1]

F G Am Em

What if rich, white, straight men

Am Em F C F

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)

F G Am Em

What if rich, white, straight men

Am Em F C F F G

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)

[Verse 2]

N.C.

If you're from another land then come here

F C F F G

You won't have to climb a wall (yes you will!)

Am Em Am

And if you are a boy who loves a boy

Em F C F F G

You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado)

Am Em Am Em

And if you are a lady and you do your lady work

F C F F G

Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Am Em Am Em

Cha-ching

F C F

Fuck you (fuck you!)

F G Am Em Am F C F

What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?

F G Am Em Am F C F

Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her

[Chorus 2]

F G Am Em

What if rich, white, straight men

Am Em F C F

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)

F G Am Em

What if rich, white, straight men

Am Em F C F F G

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)

[Bridge]

F C

Twinkle, twinkle little star

Dm Am F C Dm Am

How I wish the world was different

F C

Where who you love and who you are

Dm G

Was nobody’s fucking business

[Chorus 3]

N.C.

What if rich, white, straight men

F C F

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)

F G Am Em

What if rich, white, straight men

Am Em F C F

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)

F G Am Em

What if rich, white, straight men

Am Em F C F

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)

F G Am Em

What if rich, white, straight men

Am Em F C F

Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)

F G

What if

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