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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass

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[Verse 1]
I Fbanged you here
I C7nailed you there
And F7on this couch
And Bbin this chair
In the Fdoorway, the Ahallway, oDmn every stair
We Ctapped that ass C7all Fover this house
[Verse 2]
SFometimes him
C7Sometimes me
ThouF7gh never simultBbaneously
But Fone of us was Ahittin' it Dmusually
We Ctapped that ass aC7ll Fover this house
[Verse 3]
A7You'll never escape us
D7'Cause we live in your head
G7Just two swell dudes
G7That you screwed
CHere
C#And here
DAnd there
C#And here
And G7even occasionally C7in your bed
N.C.
That bed is really uncomfortable
Right? It's like a prison cot
[Verse 4]
On Fthe stove
OC7ver the sink
AFnd sort of in the fridge F7one tiD7me, I think
And then Dmwe hit the back patio
That's where we G7hit your back pati...Oh!
We Ctapped that ass C7all Fover this house
[Verse 5]
A7How many times did we tap that behind?
D7Well, let's estimate
G7On an average day
G7I would have to sayC  
Mmm, D5, 6, 7, 8G  D  D7  G7  Cm  
N.C.
What, too cheeky?
Hey, does this ring a bell?
DA little to the left
DOh, oh, okay now, a little to the right
DOh, oh, oh, wait, wait
DBack to the left
DRight there, right there
DWait, no
N.C.
You're doing it wrong
I'll do it myself
N.C.
Barkeep, what's on tap?
It's me, and my ass
N.C.
Ooh, sounds refreshing
[Verse 6]
B7On the table you were
B7Willing and able
E7On the ottoman
E7You took a lot of man
A7And on the safe in the closet
A7I made a deposit
DI also tapped that ass all over this Ghouse
Let's wrap this up with a big DfinD7ish
D7But where should we finish?
E7Please, not on my chest
E7No, you'll scratch it
[Verse 7]
A7On the accent wall
E7On the bathroom floor
A7You didn't care where
DYou just wanted more
AHow much more Aaugtapping could one F#mass endurAauge?
EWe tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
ETapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
EWe tapped that ass
All over this AhoDusAe

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass

by Misc Television

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Aaug

F#m

[Verse 1]

I banged you here

I nailed you there

And on this couch

And in this chair

F A Dm

In the doorway, the hallway, on every stair

C C7 F

We tapped that ass all over this house

[Verse 2]

Sometimes him

Sometimes me

F7 Bb

Though never simultaneously

F A Dm

But one of us was hittin' it usually

C C7 F

We tapped that ass all over this house

[Verse 3]

You'll never escape us

'Cause we live in your head

Just two swell dudes

That you screwed

Here

And here

And there

And here

G7 C7

And even occasionally in your bed

N.C.

That bed is really uncomfortable

Right? It's like a prison cot

[Verse 4]

On the stove

Over the sink

F F7 D7

And sort of in the fridge one time, I think

And then we hit the back patio

That's where we hit your back pati...Oh!

C C7 F

We tapped that ass all over this house

[Verse 5]

How many times did we tap that behind?

Well, let's estimate

On an average day

G7 C

I would have to say

D G D D7 G7 Cm

Mmm, 5, 6, 7, 8

N.C.

What, too cheeky?

Hey, does this ring a bell?

A little to the left

Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right

Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait

Back to the left

Right there, right there

Wait, no

N.C.

You're doing it wrong

I'll do it myself

N.C.

Barkeep, what's on tap?

It's me, and my ass

N.C.

Ooh, sounds refreshing

[Verse 6]

On the table you were

Willing and able

On the ottoman

You took a lot of man

And on the safe in the closet

I made a deposit

D G

I also tapped that ass all over this house

D D7

Let's wrap this up with a big finish

But where should we finish?

Please, not on my chest

No, you'll scratch it

[Verse 7]

On the accent wall

On the bathroom floor

You didn't care where

You just wanted more

A Aaug F#m Aaug

How much more tapping could one ass endure?

We tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)

Tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)

We tapped that ass

A D A

All over this house

About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass Chords by Misc Television

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