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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hate Everything But You

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[Intro]
D  D  G  A
[Verse 1]
The Dsmell of the water, kids screaming with joy
I've hated Gcrap like that since AI was a boy
While Deveryone was laughing and having so much fun
I would Gmutter "This sucks" till the Aday was done
I deBmtested most stuff and GI still do
You see, AI hate everything but Dyou
[Verse 2]
  N.C.                    A  
I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
I don't like bands that have a Gguy on mandoliDn
I hate when people post Apictures with the hashtag "mood"
I hate when people call Gblueberries a superfooDd
I hate when someone says, "BmOooh, it's magic hour!"
Or when people actually Gstop and smell a flower
I hate white women who Acall their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, I hate everything but Dyou
More examples!
[Verse 3]
  N.C.               A  
I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
Hate frisbee golf and when peoGple call frisbee golf "froDlf"
I hate when people ask me Aif I'd ever get a tattoo
Hate combination condiGtioner and shampDoo
I hate doin' The WBmave at a baseball game
I hate couples with a Gcutesy couple name
I hate when someone says a Ajoke and someone else says "Zing!"
Oh yes, I hate everything but DyouDsus4  Dsus2  D  
[Bridge]
'Cause when I Glook into your eyes and I Asee you smile
When you F#mlaugh at yourself and we tBmalk for a while
GJust for a moment I forget
How much I Ahate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"
Even more examples!
[Verse 4]
  N.C.                         G  
I hate when people say they're going "off the grid"
Or when someone calls their Dbaseball cap their "lid"
I hate models who just Ghappen to date quarterbacks
I hate grown Amen who always quote Caddyshack
I hate the phrase "GLove conquers all," and I D/F#hate that it's true
'Cause I Emwanna not hate things when D/F#I'm with you
You love Gso many things and you D/F#have so much fun
It makes me Awish my hating days were done
And Gthere's one thing AI want you to Dknow:D/C#  Bm  
I'll Galways hate Aguys who name their cDars

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hate Everything But You

by Misc Television

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Dsus4

Dsus2

F#m

D/F#

D/C#

[Intro]

D D G A

[Verse 1]

The smell of the water, kids screaming with joy

G A

I've hated crap like that since I was a boy

While everyone was laughing and having so much fun

G A

I would mutter "This sucks" till the day was done

Bm G

I detested most stuff and I still do

A D

You see, I hate everything but you

[Verse 2]

N.C.

I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin

G D

I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin

I hate when people post pictures with the hashtag "mood"

G D

I hate when people call blueberries a superfood

I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"

Or when people actually stop and smell a flower

I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"

Oh yes, I hate everything but you

More examples!

[Verse 3]

N.C.

I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf

G D

Hate frisbee golf and when people call frisbee golf "frolf"

I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo

G D

Hate combination conditioner and shampoo

I hate doin' The Wave at a baseball game

I hate couples with a cutesy couple name

I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says "Zing!"

D Dsus4 Dsus2 D

Oh yes, I hate everything but you

[Bridge]

G A

'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile

F#m Bm

When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while

Just for a moment I forget

How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"

Even more examples!

[Verse 4]

N.C.

I hate when people say they're going "off the grid"

Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"

I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks

I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack

G D/F#

I hate the phrase "Love conquers all," and I hate that it's true

Em D/F#

'Cause I wanna not hate things when I'm with you

G D/F#

You love so many things and you have so much fun

It makes me wish my hating days were done

G A D D/C# Bm

And there's one thing I want you to know:

G A D

I'll always hate guys who name their cars

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