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Commentary - Better Than Neil

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[Intro]
GmHey Ladies, Sit down, relax
CmI got a story to Bbtell...
[Verse 1]
CmEvery night I lie awake
BbWith sorrow in my chest
CmI think of NPH and wonder
BbIs he getting rest?
GmDoes he know each second
CmHe’s only second best?
EbTossing in his bed
FWhat’s he wearing? Dread?
[Chorus]
BbI’m better
GmBetter than Neil
FIn so many ways
EbIt’s almost unreal
BbOh sure he can sing
GmAnd piggies can squeal
FIt’s not a big deal
EbI’m better
[Verse 2]
CmSo he was on Broadway
BbWhile I was on the soaps
CmWho’s got the high score
Bbon "Ninja Ropes"
GmWho’s got a bullet-proof
CmCar like the Pope’s?
EbLook at Neil mackin’
FSo sad he’s so lackin’
[Verse 3]
CmHe makes seven figures
BbAnd get Emmy nods
CmI make seven layer
Bean Bbdip of the gods
GmI’m also in Halo 3
CmWhat are the odds?
EbNow my ears are ringin’
F‘Cause all the girls are singin’
[Chorus]
BbI’m better
GmBetter than Neil
FAt so many things
EbIt’s hard to conceal
BbOh sure he does magic
GmMagic’s not real
FHow dumb do you feel?
EbI’m better
[Verse 4]
CmNeil played a kid doctor
BbWell, so did I, dude
CmBut I was much younger
BbAnd totally nude
GmNeil kept that white coat on
CmGreat Doctor Prude
EbLook there Felicia goes
FAnother deal you couldn’t close, yeah
[Verse 5]
CmI wink at a woman
BbShe needs a drink - Stat!
CmShe knows I get everything
BbI’m aiming at
GmExcept for the Pope car
CmI lied about that
EbAt least I’m not prone
FTo singing alone
[Bridge]
Look at his Bbsmallness
Compared to my Gmtallness
My porcelain Cmdoll-ness
My port-in-a-sFquallness
My kids-in-the-BbHallness
My Pink-Floyd’s Gm"The Wall"-ness
My three parts of Cmgaulness
My just all-in-aFllness
My wonderful me-Bbness
My hammer - the Fpeople can tDmell
EbThat I’m awfully Dmswell
EbWhile Neil has a weird Dmsmell
EbI’m just saying: FPurell
[Chorus]
BbI’m better
GmBetter than Neil
FAt - where do I start?
EbRomantic appeal
BbWe both went for Penny
GmAnd who copped a feel?
FThe true man of steel
EbI’m better than Neil
[Chorus]
BbYeah yeah yeah
GmI’m better than Neil
FJust jumped off a moving
EbAutomobile
BbHe plays with his phone
GmWhile tires they squeal
FIt’s my scene to steal
EbI' m better than Neil
[Outtro]
BbOo Gmoo Foo Eboo... improv, repeat until tired

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Commentary - Better Than Neil

by Misc Musicals

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[Intro]

Hey Ladies, Sit down, relax

Cm Bb

I got a story to tell...

[Verse 1]

Every night I lie awake

With sorrow in my chest

I think of NPH and wonder

Is he getting rest?

Does he know each second

He’s only second best?

Tossing in his bed

What’s he wearing? Dread?

[Chorus]

I’m better

Better than Neil

In so many ways

It’s almost unreal

Oh sure he can sing

And piggies can squeal

It’s not a big deal

I’m better

[Verse 2]

So he was on Broadway

While I was on the soaps

Who’s got the high score

on "Ninja Ropes"

Who’s got a bullet-proof

Car like the Pope’s?

Look at Neil mackin’

So sad he’s so lackin’

[Verse 3]

He makes seven figures

And get Emmy nods

I make seven layer

Bean dip of the gods

I’m also in Halo 3

What are the odds?

Now my ears are ringin’

‘Cause all the girls are singin’

[Chorus]

I’m better

Better than Neil

At so many things

It’s hard to conceal

Oh sure he does magic

Magic’s not real

How dumb do you feel?

I’m better

[Verse 4]

Neil played a kid doctor

Well, so did I, dude

But I was much younger

And totally nude

Neil kept that white coat on

Great Doctor Prude

Look there Felicia goes

Another deal you couldn’t close, yeah

[Verse 5]

I wink at a woman

She needs a drink - Stat!

She knows I get everything

I’m aiming at

Except for the Pope car

I lied about that

At least I’m not prone

To singing alone

[Bridge]

Look at his smallness

Compared to my tallness

My porcelain doll-ness

My port-in-a-squallness

My kids-in-the-Hallness

My Pink-Floyd’s "The Wall"-ness

My three parts of gaulness

My just all-in-allness

My wonderful me-ness

F Dm

My hammer - the people can tell

Eb Dm

That I’m awfully swell

Eb Dm

While Neil has a weird smell

Eb F

I’m just saying: Purell

[Chorus]

I’m better

Better than Neil

At - where do I start?

Romantic appeal

We both went for Penny

And who copped a feel?

The true man of steel

I’m better than Neil

[Chorus]

Yeah yeah yeah

I’m better than Neil

Just jumped off a moving

Automobile

He plays with his phone

While tires they squeal

It’s my scene to steal

I' m better than Neil

[Outtro]

Bb Gm F Eb

Oo oo oo oo... improv, repeat until tired

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