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Heaven Is A Halfpipe

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Heaven Is a Halfpipe - OPM
[Intro]
   Eb   Abx2
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbjackAb  
WithEbout the Abman up on my EbbackAb  
[Verse 1]
Now Ebheaven would be a AbDJ, EbSpinning dub all night Ablong
And EbHeaven would be just Abkickin' back, With EbJesus packing my Abbong
And Ebif you don't believe in AbJesus and EbMohammed or Buddha Abtoo
And Ebwhile the world is Abwarring, We'll just Ebsit back and laugh at Abyou
Singing
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbjackAb  
WithEbout the Abman up on my EbbackAb  
[Verse 2]
Now when Ebmost people think of Abheaven, They Ebsee those pearly Abgates
But EbI looked a little Abcloser, And there's a Ebsign saying Do Not AbSkate
So Ebif you wanna come to my Abheaven, Well we're Eball gonna have a Abball
And Ebeveryone you know is Abwelcome, 'Cause we Ebgot no gates or Abwalls
Singing
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbshitAb  
WithEbout the Abman fucking with EbitAb  
[Bridge]
And Ebthen I got Abto the gate
EbPulled out a list that I'd been Abcalling fate
I'm Ebsorry friend you Abcan't come in
You Ebgotta a list here that Abdoesn't end
EbYou're mad 'cause AbI smoke dope
You Ebteaching any classes in Abhow to cope
I'll Ebfind a place to Abrest my head
I'd Ebrather be alone now Abthat I'm dead
Like EbChristian Hossoi way Abback in 87'
We'll be Ebbusting Christ air's unAbtil we get to Heaven
You Ebthink I really care that I Abmissed Biology
EbGot my education in Abstale fishology
With Eball your rules you Abgots to chill
I'm Ebgonna twist out like AbMike McGill
I'm Ebgonna twist out cause I Abgot the skills
I'm Ebgonna twist out cause I Abgot the skills,
Ebgot the skills, Abgot the skills
EbHeaven is a halfpipeAb  
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbjackAb  
WithEbout the Abman up on my EbbackAb  
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbshitAb  
WithEbout the Abman fucking with EbitAb  
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbjackAb  
WithEbout the Abman up on my EbbackAb  
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbshitAb  
WithEbout the Abman fucking with EbitAb  
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I EbwakeAb  
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb  
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do EbshitAb  
WithEbout the Abman fucking with EbitAb  

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Heaven Is A Halfpipe

by OPM

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Heaven Is a Halfpipe - OPM

[Intro]

Eb Ab

[Chorus]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man up on my back

[Verse 1]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Now heaven would be a DJ, Spinning dub all night long

Eb Ab Eb Ab

And Heaven would be just kickin' back, With Jesus packing my bong

Eb Ab Eb Ab

And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too

Eb Ab Eb Ab

And while the world is warring, We'll just sit back and laugh at you

Singing

[Chorus]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man up on my back

[Verse 2]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Now when most people think of heaven, They see those pearly gates

Eb Ab Eb Ab

But I looked a little closer, And there's a sign saying Do Not Skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

So if you wanna come to my heaven, Well we're all gonna have a ball

Eb Ab Eb Ab

And everyone you know is welcome, 'Cause we got no gates or walls

Singing

[Chorus 2]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man fucking with it

[Bridge]

Eb Ab

And then I got to the gate

Eb Ab

Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate

Eb Ab

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

Eb Ab

You gotta a list here that doesn't end

Eb Ab

You're mad 'cause I smoke dope

Eb Ab

You teaching any classes in how to cope

Eb Ab

I'll find a place to rest my head

Eb Ab

I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead

Eb Ab

Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'

Eb Ab

We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven

Eb Ab

You think I really care that I missed Biology

Eb Ab

Got my education in stale fishology

Eb Ab

With all your rules you gots to chill

Eb Ab

I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

Eb Ab

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills

Eb Ab

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills,

Eb Ab

got the skills, got the skills

Eb Ab

Heaven is a halfpipe

[Chorus]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man up on my back

[Chorus 2]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man fucking with it

[Chorus]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man up on my back

[Chorus 2]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man fucking with it

[Chorus 2]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

If I die before I wake

Eb Ab Eb Ab

At least in heaven I can skate

Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Eb Ab Eb Ab

Without the man fucking with it

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