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Me And Mr Hohner

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[Verse 1]
SEtandin' on the corner
NoEt doin' nothin' to no one
WheEn a squad car stops
AnEd out jump cops
You E7one of them, if I ever saw one
WonAder what I said
As Amy face turned red
Up A7against the wall, says the tall one
ThatE's a cute mustache
Have Eya got any hash?
I'd E7like to make a buy, says the small one
[Chorus]
Now Ada whole thing's silly
But IA'm starin' at the billy
QuietA7ly askin' myself now will he
Use Ethat thing
To Emake my eardrums ring
It'E7s all a bad dream
And E7I'm in South Philly
Now Etell 'em, Mr. Hohner
[Verse 2]
Me aEnd Mr. Hohner
In YEuma, Arizona
TryinE' to hitch a ride to Denver
Well, Eout of a toll
Comes Ethe highway patrol
To chE7eck up on my gender
Is it Aher or him
Or maAybe Tiny Tim?
Now up A7against the fence, says the dense one
You hEave picked a bad spot
To smEoke your pot
WhatcE7ha gonna do two against one?
[Chorus]
Now dAa whole thing's silly
But IA'm starin' at the billy
QuietA7ly askin' myself now will he
Use tEhat thing
To makEe my eardrums ring
It's E7all a bad dream
And E7I'm in South Philly
Now Etell 'em, Mr. Hohner
[Verse 3]
Me aEnd Mr. Hohner
RelEaxin' out at Kona
HawaEiian sun can be groovy
When Ea pair of MPs
Yell Eout, freeze!
And E7I think I gotta part in a movie
Hey! AI'm talkin' to you
Tell Ame what did I do?
You'rA7e a draft card burner, says the thin one
We can Etell by your looks
That yoEu read too many books of wars
And thE7at's because ya ain't been in one
[Chorus]
Now thAe whole thing's silly
But IA'm starin' at the billy
QuietA7ly askin' myself now will he
Use tEhat thing
To maEke my eardrums ring
It's E7all a bad dream
And E7I'm in South Philly
Now Etell 'em, Mr. Hohner

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Me And Mr Hohner

by Bobby Darin

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[Verse 1]

Standin' on the corner

Not doin' nothin' to no one

When a squad car stops

And out jump cops

You one of them, if I ever saw one

Wonder what I said

As my face turned red

Up against the wall, says the tall one

That's a cute mustache

Have ya got any hash?

I'd like to make a buy, says the small one

[Chorus]

Now da whole thing's silly

But I'm starin' at the billy

Quietly askin' myself now will he

Use that thing

To make my eardrums ring

It's all a bad dream

And I'm in South Philly

Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

[Verse 2]

Me and Mr. Hohner

In Yuma, Arizona

Tryin' to hitch a ride to Denver

Well, out of a toll

Comes the highway patrol

To check up on my gender

Is it her or him

Or maybe Tiny Tim?

Now up against the fence, says the dense one

You have picked a bad spot

To smoke your pot

Whatcha gonna do two against one?

[Chorus]

Now da whole thing's silly

But I'm starin' at the billy

Quietly askin' myself now will he

Use that thing

To make my eardrums ring

It's all a bad dream

And I'm in South Philly

Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

[Verse 3]

Me and Mr. Hohner

Relaxin' out at Kona

Hawaiian sun can be groovy

When a pair of MPs

Yell out, freeze!

And I think I gotta part in a movie

Hey! I'm talkin' to you

Tell me what did I do?

You're a draft card burner, says the thin one

We can tell by your looks

That you read too many books of wars

And that's because ya ain't been in one

[Chorus]

Now the whole thing's silly

But I'm starin' at the billy

Quietly askin' myself now will he

Use that thing

To make my eardrums ring

It's all a bad dream

And I'm in South Philly

Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

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