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Christmas Message

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[Verse]
CChristmas comes but once a year
AmAnd when it comes it brings good cheer
A Dmseason of goodGwill and CfunG  
CAnd yet while most of us feel festive
EmGrinches out there just get restive
And Dspoil it all for everyGone
[Pre-Chorus]
Though it’s Ftoo much to expect you to be CniceA7  
You’ll D7find that life is easier with this adGvice
[Chorus]
GTry Cnot to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.
Take a tip from Santa’s Dm7elf
The G7rest of us are doing our Am7best to be jollyD  
So D7don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of Gholly
CDon’t shout at carol singers and Ftell them to stop
FmDon’t buy your presents from the GOxfam D#shop
For Cfuck’s sake be Fmerry, E7have another Amsherry
And D7try not to G7be a Ccunt.
(’Cos Santa’s A7coming)
D7Try not to G7be a Ccunt.
(Look, there’s a A7reindeer.)
D7Try not to Dm7be  G7a  Ccunt
GC–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.C  

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Christmas Message

by Fascinating Aida

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Chords in this song · guitar

Dm7

Am7

[Verse]

Christmas comes but once a year

And when it comes it brings good cheer

Dm G C G

A season of goodwill and fun

And yet while most of us feel festive

Grinches out there just get restive

D G

And spoil it all for everyone

[Pre-Chorus]

F C A7

Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice

D7 G

You’ll find that life is easier with this advice

[Chorus]

G C

Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.

Dm7

Take a tip from Santa’s elf

G7 Am7 D

The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly

D7 G

So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly

C F

Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop

Fm G D#

Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop

C F E7 Am

For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry

D7 G7 C

And try not to be a cunt.

(’Cos Santa’s coming)

D7 G7 C

Try not to be a cunt.

(Look, there’s a reindeer.)

D7 Dm7 G7 C

Try not to be a cunt

G C

C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.

About Christmas Message Chords by Fascinating Aida

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