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[Intro]
Fm C#m7 Fm C7
[Verse]
I need Fmseven less C#m7fingers, eEb6leven more Fmtoes, I C#m7need a new Edim7wardrobe wiFmthout anC7y clothes
UnFmbendable eC#m7lbow, a fEb6ourth of an eFmar, I C#m7need a new Edim7head with a Fmmuch better C7fear
I need Fma new prisC#m7on with lEb6icorice barFms, to pC#m7lace all mEdim7y organs in Fmfour masC7on jars
I need Fmsome new sC#m7utures to Eb6sew up thiFms sneerC#m7, need a nEdim7ew memory to Fmforget C7what was here
[Chorus]
AssC#dim7uming my assumptions C7are correct, after C#dim7pause to consider and tC7ime to reflect
On C#dim7thoughts serpentine and C7one crucial tear, I need C#dim7none of these things …C7  
[Verse]
I nFmeed a new C#m7couch with Eb6buttons of Fmskin, a C#m7mutinous cEdim7rew, a Fmbedfellow’s C7twin
A FmQueequeg, a C#m7Pip, a SEb6tarbuck, a FmWhale, a C#m7slingshot, some Edim7kerosene and a Fmdark shade of C7pale
A Fmprincess, a C#m7baron, some Eb6more Bitches FmBrew to C#m7drink up on Edim7someday with FmJesus and C7you
A Fmpenchant for C#m7posies, a Eb6Hemmingway Fmrat, a C#m7new Brass In Edim7Pocket for my FmCat in the C7Hat
[Chorus]
AsC#dim7suming my assumptions C7are correct, after C#dim7pause to consider and tC7ime to reflect
On C#dim7thoughts serpentine and C7one crucial tear, I need C#dim7none of these things
I need C7all of you all of you all of you here
[Outro]
Fm C#m7 Fm C7 Fm

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None Of These Things

by David Krejci

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Chords in this song · guitar

C#m7

Eb6

Edim7

C#dim7

[Intro]

Fm C#m7 Fm C7

[Verse]

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

I need seven less fingers, eleven more toes, I need a new wardrobe without any clothes

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

Unbendable elbow, a fourth of an ear, I need a new head with a much better fear

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

I need a new prison with licorice bars, to place all my organs in four mason jars

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

I need some new sutures to sew up this sneer, need a new memory to forget what was here

[Chorus]

C#dim7 C7 C#dim7 C7

Assuming my assumptions are correct, after pause to consider and time to reflect

C#dim7 C7 C#dim7 C7

On thoughts serpentine and one crucial tear, I need none of these things …

[Verse]

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

I need a new couch with buttons of skin, a mutinous crew, a bedfellow’s twin

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

A Queequeg, a Pip, a Starbuck, a Whale, a slingshot, some kerosene and a dark shade of pale

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

A princess, a baron, some more Bitches Brew to drink up on someday with Jesus and you

Fm C#m7 Eb6 Fm C#m7 Edim7 Fm C7

A penchant for posies, a Hemmingway rat, a new Brass In Pocket for my Cat in the Hat

[Chorus]

C#dim7 C7 C#dim7 C7

Assuming my assumptions are correct, after pause to consider and time to reflect

C#dim7 C7 C#dim7

On thoughts serpentine and one crucial tear, I need none of these things

I need all of you all of you all of you here

[Outro]

Fm C#m7 Fm C7 Fm

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