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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw

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[Intro]
Eb Ab Eb Ab
[Verse]
   EbI've thought aboGm7ut him for so lonAbg
Those mFm7emories are Bbcrystal Ebclear
I was so Gm7young, he was so big and Abstrong
I Fm7can't believe that Bbhe's right heGm7re
I was such an Abinnocent girlGm7  
When we first mAbet
He Fm7opened up my eyes, showed me a Ebwhole new world
So Abhow could I ever forBbget
The first penis I sawEb  
[Chorus]
First penis, Ebaugvery first penisAb  
First penis, Fm7very first Bbpenis I sawEb  
First penis, Ebaugvery first penis, penisAb  
First penis, Fm7very first Bbpenis I sawEb  
And of all the Dbpenises I've seen
His Abhad the biggest impact
And Abmby that what I mean
Is it Ebreally made me drop my jBbaw
'Cause it was the Fm7very first Bbpenis I saEbwAb  Eb  Ab  
[Verse]
  EbA few times befoGm7re, I'd felt it through his Abpants
And just geFm7ntly kinda Bbrubbed itEb  
But that night I Gm7decided to take a chancAbe
I took it out, and he Fm7really seemed to Bblove itCm  
I didn't know what Eaugto do next
I Gm7didn't have that part plAbanned
He said, "Fm7Let me show you some Ebbasic moves,"
And Abthen he took my Bbhand
And taught me all about theEb  
[Chorus]
First penis, Ebaugvery first penisAb  
First penis, Fm7very first Bbpenis I sawEb  
First penis, Ebaugvery first penis, penisAb  
First penis, Fm7very first Bbpenis I sawEb  
Not the dirtiest, aDblso not the cleanesAbt
In terms of penis, I was Abmreally the greenest
EbI was in total aBbwe
Of the Fm7very first Bbpenis I sawEb  
[Instrumental] 
 F   Faug   Bb   Gm7   Cx2
[Outro]
  FI was so eager, I F/Ebcouldn't hide my keenness
BbEverything about it Bbmseemed quite ingenious
I Fcouldn't find a single flCaw
In the Gmfirst Fpenis, Gmvery first Fpenis
GmVery first Cpenis I Fsaw

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw

by Misc Television

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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Gm7

Fm7

Ebaug

Abm

Eaug

Faug

F/Eb

Bbm

[Intro]

Eb Ab Eb Ab

[Verse]

Eb Gm7 Ab

I've thought about him for so long

Fm7 Bb Eb

Those memories are crystal clear

Gm7 Ab

I was so young, he was so big and strong

Fm7 Bb Gm7

I can't believe that he's right here

Ab Gm7

I was such an innocent girl

When we first met

Fm7 Eb

He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world

Ab Bb

So how could I ever forget

The first penis I saw

[Chorus]

Ebaug Ab

First penis, very first penis

Fm7 Bb Eb

First penis, very first penis I saw

Ebaug Ab

First penis, very first penis, penis

Fm7 Bb Eb

First penis, very first penis I saw

And of all the penises I've seen

His had the biggest impact

Abm

And by that what I mean

Eb Bb

Is it really made me drop my jaw

Fm7 Bb Eb Ab Eb Ab

'Cause it was the very first penis I saw

[Verse]

Eb Gm7 Ab

A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants

Fm7 Bb Eb

And just gently kinda rubbed it

Gm7 Ab

But that night I decided to take a chance

Fm7 Bb Cm

I took it out, and he really seemed to love it

Eaug

I didn't know what to do next

Gm7 Ab

I didn't have that part planned

Fm7 Eb

He said, "Let me show you some basic moves,"

Ab Bb

And then he took my hand

And taught me all about the

[Chorus]

Ebaug Ab

First penis, very first penis

Fm7 Bb Eb

First penis, very first penis I saw

Ebaug Ab

First penis, very first penis, penis

Fm7 Bb Eb

First penis, very first penis I saw

Db Ab

Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest

Abm

In terms of penis, I was really the greenest

Eb Bb

I was in total awe

Fm7 Bb Eb

Of the very first penis I saw

[Instrumental]

F Faug Bb Gm7 C

[Outro]

F F/Eb

I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness

Bb Bbm

Everything about it seemed quite ingenious

F C

I couldn't find a single flaw

Gm F Gm F

In the first penis, very first penis

Gm C F

Very first penis I saw

About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw Chords by Misc Television

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