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The Addams Family Musical - What If

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[Intro]
D A G
D A G
[Pugsley]
DWhat if she Anever Bmtortures me  AanyDmorAe?
GHow would I Asus4manage?
DWhat if she Anever Bmnails my tongueA  
To the F#mbathroom flAoorBm?Bm/A  
What if she Emwalks   Gm7a - C#m7way
Leaving me F#ma - F#okBm7  Bm/A  
Hiding each Cpower Asus4tool
Why would she Gmbe so cruel?D  
GI could Astab my arm Dmyself
Could Bmrip my tonsils Em7out
Could Aset my Ghair Am7aflameD7  
GI could Asus4spray Amy eyes with Fm7mace
But Bm7face the fact, withCdimout  Cher
It wouldn't be the Asus4same...A  
[Pugsley] (spoken)
Grandma, what if there Dwas this girl Awho met this personBm  
and they're gonna Arun away and live aGlone and eat apples
N.C.
What would you give her?
[Grandma] (spoken)
BmNothing. AShe's your sister. GBe happy for her
[Pugsley] (spoken)
BmBut what if she doesn't get Arid of him? G#mWhat if all the good times are already beC#mhind me?
[Grandma] (spoken)
That's Blife, kid. A#mYou lose the thing you love
[Instrumental]
Cm Cm Cm
[Pugsley]
CmWednesday will Fm7drink Ab7and Ddimthen
She'll be herGmself   Gm/Aba - Cmgain
Ab7Lucas will leave Ebher Fmbe
So she can GmtorG7ture CmmeCm/B  
Just like she Dbalways didAbsus4  
'Til then I'm just a Abmstrange, fat EbkidBb  Ab  Bb  
B Db Eb

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The Addams Family Musical - What If

by Misc Musicals

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Asus4

F#m

Bm/A

Gm7

C#m7

Bm7

Em7

Am7

Fm7

Cdim

G#m

C#m

A#m

[Intro]

D A G

[Pugsley]

D A Bm A D A

What if she never tortures me anymore?

G Asus4

How would I manage?

D A Bm A

What if she never nails my tongue

F#m A Bm Bm/A

To the bathroom floor?

Em Gm7 C#m7

What if she walks a - way

F#m F# Bm7 Bm/A

Leaving me a - ok

C Asus4

Hiding each power tool

Gm D

Why would she be so cruel?

G A D

I could stab my arm myself

Bm Em7

Could rip my tonsils out

A G Am7 D7

Could set my hair aflame

G Asus4 A Fm7

I could spray my eyes with mace

Bm7 Cdim C

But face the fact, without her

Asus4 A

It wouldn't be the same...

[Pugsley] (spoken)

D A Bm

Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person

A G

and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples

N.C.

What would you give her?

[Grandma] (spoken)

Bm A G

Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her

[Pugsley] (spoken)

Bm A G#m C#m

But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?

[Grandma] (spoken)

B A#m

That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love

[Instrumental]

Cm Cm Cm

[Pugsley]

Cm Fm7 Ab7 Ddim

Wednesday will drink and then

Gm Gm/Ab Cm

She'll be herself a - gain

Ab7 Eb Fm

Lucas will leave her be

Gm G7 Cm Cm/B

So she can torture me

Db Absus4

Just like she always did

Abm Eb Bb Ab Bb

'Til then I'm just a strange, fat kid

B Db Eb

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