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[Intro]
 G   Bm   D   Em   G   Bm   D   Emx4
[Verse 1]
EmI think it's tGime
BmFor you to Dknow
EmThe awful tGruthBm  
The tDruth about me, and the tEmruth about you
Cause you're a bGrand new species
BmBig cat
DSpace Nazis
EmRobert Stack
GGod damn it, Bmgonna snap
DLeonard Nimoy, EmCall me back (Call me back)
[Chorus]
GI try to call you every Bmday
I'm rehearsing what to Dsay
When the truth comes Emout (Of my very own mGouth)
I've been working on a Bmunified theory
If I mDake it through tonight everyEmbody's gonna hear me out
GCause I'm the right oneBm  
DOn my touch-tone, Emtouch-tone telephone
GI'm the only oneBm  
DOn your A.M., EmA.M. radio
[Verse 2]
GOh,    BmI'm crying Dnow
EmAuthentic tGearsBm  
They fDlow out of me when I tEmhink about you
Cause you're the oGnly person in the Bmworld who'd understand
Cause you're the oDnly person in the world who'd Emunderstand the meaning of thGis
Oh My BmGod
I Dtry and I try and I tEmry to make you listen to meG  
[Chorus]
GI try to call you every Bmday
I'm rehearsing what to Dsay
When the truth comes Emout (Of my very own mGouth)
I've been working on a Bmunified theory
If I mDake it through tonight everyEmbody's gonna hear me out
GCause I'm the right oneBm  
DOn my touch-tone, Emtouch-tone telephone
GI'm the only oneBm  
DOn your A.M., EmA.M. radio
[Bridge]
GDon't hang up yet, BmI'm not done
DI'm an expert, EmI'm the one
GThe one who was Bmright all along
DBetter to be lauEmghed at than wrong
  GI'm an expert Bmin my field
DUFOlogy, yEmes, it's all real
GAncient aliens, Bmit's all true
DI'm an expert Emjust like you
And like Gyou, I'm a genius bBmefore my time
DDisbelieving, tEmhat's the real crime
GPretty soon they'll discBmover me in Dthe Super-SarEmgasso Sea
[Chorus]
GI try to call you every dBmay
What can I Dsay
When the truth comes Emout (Of my very own mGouth)
I've been working on a Bmunified theory
If I mDake it through tonight everyEmbody's gonna hear me out
GCause I'm the right one, Bmon my touch-tone tDelephone
DOn my touch-tone, Emtouch-tone telephone
GI'm the only one, Bmon your A.M rDadio
DOn your A.M., EmA.M. radio
[Outro]
 G   Bm   D   Em   G   Bm   D   Emx4

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Touch-Tone Telephone

by Lemon Demon

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

G Bm D Em G Bm D Em

[Verse 1]

Em G

I think it's time

Bm D

For you to know

Em G Bm

The awful truth

D Em

The truth about me, and the truth about you

Cause you're a brand new species

Big cat

Space Nazis

Robert Stack

G Bm

God damn it, gonna snap

D Em

Leonard Nimoy, Call me back (Call me back)

[Chorus]

G Bm

I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsing what to say

Em G

When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

D Em

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

G Bm

Cause I'm the right one

D Em

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

G Bm

I'm the only one

D Em

On your A.M., A.M. radio

[Verse 2]

G Bm D

Oh, I'm crying now

Em G Bm

Authentic tears

D Em

They flow out of me when I think about you

G Bm

Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand

D Em G

Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this

Oh My God

D Em G

I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me

[Chorus]

G Bm

I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsing what to say

Em G

When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

D Em

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

G Bm

Cause I'm the right one

D Em

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

G Bm

I'm the only one

D Em

On your A.M., A.M. radio

[Bridge]

G Bm

Don't hang up yet, I'm not done

D Em

I'm an expert, I'm the one

G Bm

The one who was right all along

D Em

Better to be laughed at than wrong

G Bm

I'm an expert in my field

D Em

UFOlogy, yes, it's all real

G Bm

Ancient aliens, it's all true

D Em

I'm an expert just like you

G Bm

And like you, I'm a genius before my time

D Em

Disbelieving, that's the real crime

G Bm D Em

Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea

[Chorus]

G Bm

I try to call you every day

What can I say

Em G

When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

D Em

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

G Bm D

Cause I'm the right one, on my touch-tone telephone

D Em

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

G Bm D

I'm the only one, on your A.M radio

D Em

On your A.M., A.M. radio

[Outro]

G Bm D Em G Bm D Em

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