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Veggietales - The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything

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[ARCHIBALD] (Spoken)
N.C.
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show
Where Larry comes out and sings a silly son.
Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mister Lunt
Who together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags:
'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'.
[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
We are the Gpirates who don't do Canything
We just Gstay at home and lay Daround
And if you Gask us to do Canything
We'll just Gtell you...
[LARRY]
We Ddon't do aGnything
[PA GRAPE]
Well, I've Gnever been to Greenland
And I've Cnever been to Denver
And I've Gnever buried treasure in DSt. Louie or St. Paul
And I've Gnever been to Moscow
And I've Cnever been to Tampa
And I've Gnever been to DBoston in the Gfall
[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
We're the Gpirates who don't do Canything
We just Gstay at home and lay Daround
And if you Gask us to do Canything
We'll just Gtell you...
[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
We Ddon't do Ganything!
[MISTER LUNT]
And I've Gnever hoist the mainstay
And I've Cnever swabbed the poop deck
And I've Gnever veer to starboard
'Cause I Dnever sail at all
And I've Gnever walked the gangplank
And I've Cnever owned a parrot
And I've Gnever been to DBoston in the Gfall
[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
'Cause we're the Gpirates who don't do Canything
We just Gstay at home and lay Daround
And if you Gask us to do Canything
We'll just Gtell you we Ddon't do aGnything
[LARRY]
Well, I've Gnever plucked a rooster
And I'm Cnot too good at ping pong
And I've Gnever thrown my mashed potatoes
DUp against the wall
And I've Gnever kissed a chipmunk
And I've Cnever gotten head lice
And I've Gnever been to DBoston in the Gfall
[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
Huh? GWhat are you talking about?C  
What does a rooster or Gmashed potatoes
Have to do with Dbeing a pirate?
[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
  GHey, that's right
  CWe're supposed to sing about GpiratDe-y Gthings!
[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
And Gwho's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just Cnonsense! Why even bring it up?G  
Am I rightG? What do you think?
[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken):
GI think you look like Cap'n CCrunch.
[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
Huh? GNo I don't!D  
[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
GDo too!
[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
Do not!
[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
You're making me hungry.
[PA GRAPE (Spoken)
CThat's it, you're walking the Gplank!
[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
Says who?D  
[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
Says the Cap'n, that's who!
[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
GOh yeah?
Aye, Caye, Cap'n Crunch!G  
[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
DArrrgh!G  
[MISTER LUN] (Spoken)
Yikes!
[LARRY]
And I've Gnever licked a spark plug
And I've Cnever sniffed a stinkbug
And I've Gnever painted daises
On a Dbig red rubber ball
And I've Gnever bathed in yogurt
And I Cdon't look good in leggings
[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
You just don't get it.
[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
And we've Gnever been to DBoston in the Gfall!

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Veggietales - The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything

by Misc Cartoons

Lyrics & chords · Original key

[ARCHIBALD] (Spoken)

N.C.

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry

The part of the show

Where Larry comes out and sings a silly son.

Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mister Lunt

Who together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags:

'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'.

[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]

G C

We are the pirates who don't do anything

G D

We just stay at home and lay around

G C

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you...

[LARRY]

D G

We don't do anything

[PA GRAPE]

Well, I've never been to Greenland

And I've never been to Denver

G D

And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul

And I've never been to Moscow

And I've never been to Tampa

G D G

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]

G C

We're the pirates who don't do anything

G D

We just stay at home and lay around

G C

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you...

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)

D G

We don't do anything!

[MISTER LUNT]

And I've never hoist the mainstay

And I've never swabbed the poop deck

And I've never veer to starboard

'Cause I never sail at all

And I've never walked the gangplank

And I've never owned a parrot

G D G

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]

G C

'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything

G D

We just stay at home and lay around

G C

And if you ask us to do anything

G D G

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[LARRY]

Well, I've never plucked a rooster

And I'm not too good at ping pong

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes

Up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk

And I've never gotten head lice

G D G

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)

G C

Huh? What are you talking about?

What does a rooster or mashed potatoes

Have to do with being a pirate?

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)

Hey, that's right

C G D G

We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)

And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?

C G

That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?

Am I right? What do you think?

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken):

G C

I think you look like Cap'n Crunch.

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)

G D

Huh? No I don't!

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)

Do too!

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)

Do not!

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)

You're making me hungry.

[PA GRAPE (Spoken)

C G

That's it, you're walking the plank!

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)

Says who?

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)

Says the Cap'n, that's who!

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)

Oh yeah?

C G

Aye, aye, Cap'n Crunch!

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)

D G

Arrrgh!

[MISTER LUN] (Spoken)

Yikes!

[LARRY]

And I've never licked a spark plug

And I've never sniffed a stinkbug

And I've never painted daises

On a big red rubber ball

And I've never bathed in yogurt

And I don't look good in leggings

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)

N.C.

You just don't get it.

[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]

G D G

And we've never been to Boston in the fall!

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