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[Intro]
Em7  D/F#  G
Em7  D/F#  G
G
[Verse 1]
GIt was a wonderful Em7world
The picture D/F#tube was Gbright
GThere was so much to Cdo on a Saturday Gnight
GPlenty of talk during D/F#commercials
Sometimes even Em7popcorn in bedCadd9  
[Verse 2]
GI've been a model proEm7vider
You must D/F#admit to Gthat
GA lovely rented bunCgalow, two terrific little Gcats
GIs there something that I D/F#might have missed?
You haven't heard a Em7word I've saidCadd9  
[Chorus]
Since his Gpenis    came betCween us
Since his Gpenis    came betCween usDsus4  D  
[Break]
Em7  D/F#  G
G
Em7  D/F#  G
[Verse 3]
GI don't mean to seem aEm7ngry
But I'm a D/F#bit taken Gback
GWhat did you say his name Cwas?   Oh my god, it's not GJack?
GThat scoundrel's gonna get a D/F#talkin' to
tomorrow at the Em7coffee machineCadd9  
[Verse 4]
GIt's always someone you Em7know
In this cD/F#ase, my best Gfriend
GHow could he do this to Cme?  We just played golf last weekGend
GI've got news for Mr. D/F#So-and-so
He won't be teeing Em7off with meCadd9  
[Chorus]
Since his Gpenis    came betCween us
Since his Gpenis    came betCween usDsus4  D  
[Bridge]
Let's Emplay a little game:
Is it Gbigger than a bread-box?    Or G/F#shorter than your maiden nCame?
Is it as Chigh as an Cmaj7/Belephants eye?
Is it like Ammounting some great white steed?
I mean this Cadd9thing you have for himCmaj7  
This, Gshall we say, D/F#need?
[Verse 5]
GLet's turn off the lEm7ights, love
It's D/F#time for Gbed
GOh look, there's Johnny CaCrson,  If you'd rather watch inGstead
GI'm glad that we could have this little D/F#talk
Goodnight, and pleasant Emdreams, my love
Em

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Since His Penis Came Between Us

by John Hiatt

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Em7

D/F#

Cadd9

Dsus4

G/F#

Cmaj7/B

Cmaj7

[Intro]

Em7 D/F# G

[Verse 1]

G Em7

It was a wonderful world

D/F# G

The picture tube was bright

G C G

There was so much to do on a Saturday night

G D/F#

Plenty of talk during commercials

Em7 Cadd9

Sometimes even popcorn in bed

[Verse 2]

G Em7

I've been a model provider

D/F# G

You must admit to that

G C G

A lovely rented bungalow, two terrific little cats

G D/F#

Is there something that I might have missed?

Em7 Cadd9

You haven't heard a word I've said

[Chorus]

G C

Since his penis came between us

G C Dsus4 D

Since his penis came between us

[Break]

Em7 D/F# G

[Verse 3]

G Em7

I don't mean to seem angry

D/F# G

But I'm a bit taken back

G C G

What did you say his name was? Oh my god, it's not Jack?

G D/F#

That scoundrel's gonna get a talkin' to

Em7 Cadd9

tomorrow at the coffee machine

[Verse 4]

G Em7

It's always someone you know

D/F# G

In this case, my best friend

G C G

How could he do this to me? We just played golf last weekend

G D/F#

I've got news for Mr. So-and-so

Em7 Cadd9

He won't be teeing off with me

[Chorus]

G C

Since his penis came between us

G C Dsus4 D

Since his penis came between us

[Bridge]

Let's play a little game:

G G/F# C

Is it bigger than a bread-box? Or shorter than your maiden name?

C Cmaj7/B

Is it as high as an elephants eye?

Is it like mounting some great white steed?

Cadd9 Cmaj7

I mean this thing you have for him

G D/F#

This, shall we say, need?

[Verse 5]

G Em7

Let's turn off the lights, love

D/F# G

It's time for bed

G C G

Oh look, there's Johnny Carson, If you'd rather watch instead

G D/F#

I'm glad that we could have this little talk

Goodnight, and pleasant dreams, my love

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