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Klutz

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Tempo 80 BPMVol

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e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|-----6-5-----6-5-----6-7-------5-|
A|-7-4-----7-4-----7-4-------7-4---|   repet through all song
E|---------------------------------|
[Intro]
N.C.
I am a man who uses the techniques of a bat to navigate...
[Verse]
C#mCan’t motherfuck a motherfucker
C#mFrom the underfunded Klutz who never undercut the butcher
C#mThe pick-a-booger-at-your-wake is bumping "I'm your pusher"
Also C#mat your wake, Juvenile Intruders at the gate
BrC#mooding over waking history that bubbles
From the blinking 12s of VC#mCRs and Microwaves
Like time machines for shrinking elders, rifC#mling through their recipe
C#mCarrots, onions, celery, what unique amalgam
Of piss and repugnant energy
C#mSpun him out of the 70s, to b-line for dessert?
C#mFire-eater trying to keep it on the green side of the dirt
This is C#mtea-time with the worst
Geriatrics on the decline of beC#mrserk
Back in my day we were three times more alert
Now I C#mgo through my old clothing
Trying to find nostalgic threads to sell
C#mWalk away feeling like I should have never dressed mysC#melf
Sincerely I was never on the cutting edge, my C#mhand was on the hilt
You’re free to build with the other end
C#mShriek into the vacuum if in spite of your accomplishments
C#mYou wake up feeling empty like Houdini’s grave probably is
C#mVolley with the quintessential digital anger, I'm offended by everything
My opinions come in a manger, oh boy
C#mDepreciating since they drove me off the lot
Still into ghC#most stories and pot and the classic coconut bra
ProC#mcedural crime drama shows with holes in the plot
And reminding clC#mones there’s more to coping
Than a nose full of snot
C#m                             N.C.
Ah, old pros throw 'bows to the 808
C#m                                   N.C.
You couldn't throw a rope over a baby gate
C#mBishop to queen 4 in "Damn Daniel"s under ram skulls
Plan for cloudy with a chance of anvils
C#mFever dreams of padded cells and jagged pills in frozen pipes
C#mSocialites from pageant hell with plastic smiles and robot eyes
C#mI’m hoping you all grow into the sentience you assume
As your C#mmoment of self-reflection is a moment for me too
C#mLook, with the steel chair, sure to serve the veal rare
BC#mrush up your evasion and basic tactical field care
C#mI was on that constant futile rage before the internet
C#mI been ignored for longer than you’ve been interested
C#mThe posse promise you nobody feels threatened by a scarecrow covered in crows who feel welcomed
That’s like hC#mellions thinking hell is just ok but needs some polish
It hC#melps to know intimidation’s all about the optics
CC#mome duck a bounty, it's a hoot, Suffolk County it's a zoo
C#mPuppy chow and bitches brew, it's not exactly chicken soup
It’s C#mheavy-lifters lifting, it’s ginseng on his whistling
It’s C#mwe don’t find the flippancy convincing, 2 for flinching
OC#mlder yeller, never knew a no-kill shelter in his doggie days
C#mNow I draw my neighbors over Kouign-amanns and coffee stains
A C#mwalled and whirling urchin, more observant than audacious
I C#mdocument the great unwashed and curse in Lithuanian
For a C#mgallery of grifters channeling Sid’s action figures grafted
With his little sister’s after markers glue and scissors
It’s trC#mippy, the truth and fiction moving to a center
MC#maybe it’s weirder they’ve never been photographed together
SometC#mimes the stomach disappears from under a retreating lens
C#mAnd patterns of a need to please abusive folk reveal themselves
I’m pC#meeling back the layers, I’m sneaking past the lasers
I’m C#ma lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a seed to blackened acres
The C#mdogs I think are following me home are out to kill me
Your C#mmusic makes a motherfucker wanna move to Elm Street
ReC#mjection of the spirit by the body at your service, if you mess-up every friendship come get swept up in
the current
C#mHere, wheels fall off of cars when they see him
C#mSeas part, green trees march out of Eden
C#mI'm known to eat the heart and keep the archery uneven
C#m                       N.C.
Are you starting to be part of the kinesis?
[Outro]
C#mGot me on some other shit
C#mGot me on some other shit
C#mGot me on some other shit

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Klutz

by Aesop Rock

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C#m

Riff

e|---------------------------------|

B|---------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------|

D|-----6-5-----6-5-----6-7-------5-|

A|-7-4-----7-4-----7-4-------7-4---| repet through all song

E|---------------------------------|

[Intro]

N.C.

I am a man who uses the techniques of a bat to navigate...

[Verse]

C#m

Can’t motherfuck a motherfucker

C#m

From the underfunded Klutz who never undercut the butcher

C#m

The pick-a-booger-at-your-wake is bumping "I'm your pusher"

C#m

Also at your wake, Juvenile Intruders at the gate

C#m

Brooding over waking history that bubbles

C#m

From the blinking 12s of VCRs and Microwaves

C#m

Like time machines for shrinking elders, rifling through their recipe

C#m

Carrots, onions, celery, what unique amalgam

Of piss and repugnant energy

C#m

Spun him out of the 70s, to b-line for dessert?

C#m

Fire-eater trying to keep it on the green side of the dirt

C#m

This is tea-time with the worst

C#m

Geriatrics on the decline of berserk

Back in my day we were three times more alert

C#m

Now I go through my old clothing

Trying to find nostalgic threads to sell

C#m C#m

Walk away feeling like I should have never dressed myself

C#m

Sincerely I was never on the cutting edge, my hand was on the hilt

You’re free to build with the other end

C#m

Shriek into the vacuum if in spite of your accomplishments

C#m

You wake up feeling empty like Houdini’s grave probably is

C#m

Volley with the quintessential digital anger, I'm offended by everything

My opinions come in a manger, oh boy

C#m

Depreciating since they drove me off the lot

C#m

Still into ghost stories and pot and the classic coconut bra

C#m

Procedural crime drama shows with holes in the plot

C#m

And reminding clones there’s more to coping

Than a nose full of snot

C#m N.C.

Ah, old pros throw 'bows to the 808

C#m N.C.

You couldn't throw a rope over a baby gate

C#m

Bishop to queen 4 in "Damn Daniel"s under ram skulls

Plan for cloudy with a chance of anvils

C#m

Fever dreams of padded cells and jagged pills in frozen pipes

C#m

Socialites from pageant hell with plastic smiles and robot eyes

C#m

I’m hoping you all grow into the sentience you assume

C#m

As your moment of self-reflection is a moment for me too

C#m

Look, with the steel chair, sure to serve the veal rare

C#m

Brush up your evasion and basic tactical field care

C#m

I was on that constant futile rage before the internet

C#m

I been ignored for longer than you’ve been interested

C#m

The posse promise you nobody feels threatened by a scarecrow covered in crows who feel welcomed

C#m

That’s like hellions thinking hell is just ok but needs some polish

C#m

It helps to know intimidation’s all about the optics

C#m

Come duck a bounty, it's a hoot, Suffolk County it's a zoo

C#m

Puppy chow and bitches brew, it's not exactly chicken soup

C#m

It’s heavy-lifters lifting, it’s ginseng on his whistling

C#m

It’s we don’t find the flippancy convincing, 2 for flinching

C#m

Older yeller, never knew a no-kill shelter in his doggie days

C#m

Now I draw my neighbors over Kouign-amanns and coffee stains

C#m

A walled and whirling urchin, more observant than audacious

C#m

I document the great unwashed and curse in Lithuanian

C#m

For a gallery of grifters channeling Sid’s action figures grafted

With his little sister’s after markers glue and scissors

C#m

It’s trippy, the truth and fiction moving to a center

C#m

Maybe it’s weirder they’ve never been photographed together

C#m

Sometimes the stomach disappears from under a retreating lens

C#m

And patterns of a need to please abusive folk reveal themselves

C#m

I’m peeling back the layers, I’m sneaking past the lasers

C#m

I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a seed to blackened acres

C#m

The dogs I think are following me home are out to kill me

C#m

Your music makes a motherfucker wanna move to Elm Street

C#m

Rejection of the spirit by the body at your service, if you mess-up every friendship come get swept up in

the current

C#m

Here, wheels fall off of cars when they see him

C#m

Seas part, green trees march out of Eden

C#m

I'm known to eat the heart and keep the archery uneven

C#m N.C.

Are you starting to be part of the kinesis?

[Outro]

C#m

Got me on some other shit

C#m

Got me on some other shit

C#m

Got me on some other shit

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