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Total Football

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[Intro]
F D F D
F D A C
A G A G
A F
[Verse 1]
DWe are conductors of Bbsound, heat and GenergyG  
DAnd I bet that you thBbought you had us Gfigured out Gfrom the start
DWe are conduits of clBbear electricityG  G  
DNow you're back on thBbe pitch to take Gthe apparatus Gapart
[Pre-Chorus]
You're an Fanc-iCent Dnow
You're an Fanc-iCent Dnow
You're an Fanc-iCent Dnow
On your BbownBb  
[Chorus]
GRebels, Gteachers
BbStrikers, sBbweepers
GBetter Gprotected
BbWhenever cBbollected
[Verse 2]
DWe are troubled by your Bbsoft curiGosityG  
DBut delighted to be anti Bbeverything you were GtaughtG  
DAre you put off by our Bbfootloose fluGidityG  
DHave your hurt caucasian Bbfeelings left you so disGtraught?G  
[Pre-Chorus]
Are you Fquite Cdone Dnow?
Are you Fquite Cdone Dnow?
Are you Fquite Cdone Dnow?
Not at BballBb  
[Chorus 2]
GWorkers, Gauthors
BbPoets, sBbtoppers
GPower Gresembled
BbIf we are aBbssembled
[Outro]
GOnly through those who stay Gawake can aBbn institution be dismBbantled
It is disGhonest, nay, a Gsin to Bbstand for any anthem that attempts to drown out the roar of Bboppression
GHesse Total Football
GTwombly Total Football
BbTzara Total Football
BbMina Total Football
GPanthers Total Football
GKoBrA Total Football
BbDada Total Football
BbBeatles Total Football
F D F D
FSwapping Dparts Aand Croles Ais not GactAing Gbut AraFther FemanDcipaFtioDn FfrDom AeCxpectation
ACoGllectivism Aand GautAonomFy are Fnot Dmutually FexcDlusiveF  D  A  
CThose who find AdiscomfGort in your Agoals of GliberatioAn wFilFl bDe FisDsuAed CnAo GapAolFogFy
DAnd fuck Tom Brady!

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Total Football

by Parquet Courts

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

F D F D

F D A C

A G A G

A F

[Verse 1]

D Bb G G

We are conductors of sound, heat and energy

D Bb G G

And I bet that you thought you had us figured out from the start

D Bb G G

We are conduits of clear electricity

D Bb G G

Now you're back on the pitch to take the apparatus apart

[Pre-Chorus]

F C D

You're an anc-ient now

F C D

You're an anc-ient now

F C D

You're an anc-ient now

Bb Bb

On your own

[Chorus]

G G

Rebels, teachers

Bb Bb

Strikers, sweepers

G G

Better protected

Bb Bb

Whenever collected

[Verse 2]

D Bb G G

We are troubled by your soft curiosity

D Bb G G

But delighted to be anti everything you were taught

D Bb G G

Are you put off by our footloose fluidity

D Bb G G

Have your hurt caucasian feelings left you so distraught?

[Pre-Chorus]

F C D

Are you quite done now?

F C D

Are you quite done now?

F C D

Are you quite done now?

Bb Bb

Not at all

[Chorus 2]

G G

Workers, authors

Bb Bb

Poets, stoppers

G G

Power resembled

Bb Bb

If we are assembled

[Outro]

G G Bb Bb

Only through those who stay awake can an institution be dismantled

G G Bb Bb

It is dishonest, nay, a sin to stand for any anthem that attempts to drown out the roar of oppression

Hesse Total Football

Twombly Total Football

Tzara Total Football

Mina Total Football

Panthers Total Football

KoBrA Total Football

Dada Total Football

Beatles Total Football

F D F D

F D A C A G A G A F F D F D F D A C

Swapping parts and roles is not acting but rather emancipation from expectation

A G A G A F F D F D F D A

Collectivism and autonomy are not mutually exclusive

C A G A G A F F D F D A C A G A F F

Those who find discomfort in your goals of liberation will be issued no apology

And fuck Tom Brady!

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