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Jesus Never Lived On Mars

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[Verse]
AJay he was an alien, just Fone of the boys
CHe had a rock and roll Gband
AHe smoked dope daily and Fsoon he believed,
Che was a miracle Gman
[Verse]
AOne day stoned and holy he was Fcrossing the street
CBut he didn’t see the Gcars
AWith the dent in his head from the Fhospital bed
Che said “I’m Jesus from GMars”
[Chorus]
DAnd all the little Achildren Fsay,
C“Jesus Never Lived on GMars”
GYou’re just a messed up Amaggot with a Fdent in your head
CAnd Jesus never Dplayed Aguitar
[Verse]
ADress and restless it was Ftime for the show, but
CThe band sensed that something was Gwrong
AJay’s new ballads that the Fband didn’t know
CMade a crucifix and lit us a Gwrong
[Verse]
AJay started singing and the Fcrowd stood and stared
CAnd the beer bottles started to Gcrash
Aand they broke Jay’s fingers, Ftore out his hair
CAnd threw him in the alley like Gtrash
[Chorus]
DAnd all the little Achildren Fsay,
C“Jesus Never Lived on GMars”
GYou’re just a messed up Amaggot with a Fdent in your head
CAnd Jesus never Dplayed Aguitar
[Interlude]
DJesus loves the little boys, CJesus loves the little Dgirls
DJesus loves the little boys, CJesus loves the little Dgirls
DJesus loves the little boys and CJesus never Dplayed Aguitar
[Chorus]
EAnd all the little Bchildren Gsay,
D“Jesus Never Lived on AMars”
BYou’re just a messed up maggot with a Gdent in your head
DAnd Jesus never Eplayed Bguitar
[Verse]
BJay he was an alien, Gjust one of the boys
DHe had a rock and roll Aband
BHe smoked dope daily and Gsoon he believed,
Dhe was a miracle Aman
[Chorus]
EAnd all the little Bchildren Gsay,
D“Jesus Never Lived on AMars”
BYou’re just a messed up maggot with a Gdent in your head
DAnd Jesus never Eplayed Bguitar

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Jesus Never Lived On Mars

by Eddie Spaghetti

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[Verse]

A F

Jay he was an alien, just one of the boys

C G

He had a rock and roll band

A F

He smoked dope daily and soon he believed,

C G

he was a miracle man

[Verse]

A F

One day stoned and holy he was crossing the street

C G

But he didn’t see the cars

A F

With the dent in his head from the hospital bed

C G

he said “I’m Jesus from Mars”

[Chorus]

D A F

And all the little children say,

C G

“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”

G A F

You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head

C D A

And Jesus never played guitar

[Verse]

A F

Dress and restless it was time for the show, but

C G

The band sensed that something was wrong

A F

Jay’s new ballads that the band didn’t know

C G

Made a crucifix and lit us a wrong

[Verse]

A F

Jay started singing and the crowd stood and stared

C G

And the beer bottles started to crash

A F

and they broke Jay’s fingers, tore out his hair

C G

And threw him in the alley like trash

[Chorus]

D A F

And all the little children say,

C G

“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”

G A F

You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head

C D A

And Jesus never played guitar

[Interlude]

D C D

Jesus loves the little boys, Jesus loves the little girls

D C D

Jesus loves the little boys, Jesus loves the little girls

D C D A

Jesus loves the little boys and Jesus never played guitar

[Chorus]

E B G

And all the little children say,

D A

“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”

B G

You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head

D E B

And Jesus never played guitar

[Verse]

B G

Jay he was an alien, just one of the boys

D A

He had a rock and roll band

B G

He smoked dope daily and soon he believed,

D A

he was a miracle man

[Chorus]

E B G

And all the little children say,

D A

“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”

B G

You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head

D E B

And Jesus never played guitar

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