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G   C   D   G
Well, you Gcalled my kin-folk trash all of their lives
I'm a chip off the heap, ask anyone of my ex-wives
I'm a Csocial drinker, and I stay social all I can
I'm Adeer-snuffin', chain-smokin', simple kind of southern Dman
First you Ggut our farms, and strip-mall all the five and dimes
Then you taxed our so-called sins, called our pleasures a crime
Now, you're Cturnin' our music into some kind of strage elevator noise
I think it's Atime for us to take one Dback, for the good old Gboys
Well, Fyou can paint str Cipes on a Gbilly goat
FCall it a Ctiger, if it fl Goats your boat
FYou can make a Cstar of a Gteenage girl
But, Aone million dollars won't Dmake her Merle
Yeah, Flaser Gbeams, and Fnavel Grings
And a pretty face, might be Csomethin'
But, you can kiss my Ozark Dass if that's Gcountry
There's a Gcertain song that's got my local station stuck
It has a steel guitar, and I believe that it mentions a truck
But, the Csinger don't sound like he ever worked a stick shift
Sounds Amore like bad Phil Collins, with a hick face Dlift
Now, GI ain't denyin' that some urban moms they're fun
Yeah but, don't you try to tell me it's the way Hank wanted it done
You better Ckeep your money-grubbin' hands off a pour song
And make Asure Chris Gaines stays the Dhell off of my front Glawn
FWell you can take the Cear off a Gbarnyard sow
FMilk it 'til it Cturns into a Gcash cow
FYou can lead a Cchick to a Gwaterin' hole
But you Acan't make her take a drink, until she Dgets white soul
FMight be Grock
FMight be Gschlock
It might be the Beatles or CMonkees
But, you can kiss my Ozark Dass if that's Gcountry
Yeah, Flaser Gbeams, and them Fnavel Grings
And a pretty face, might be Csomethin'
But, you can kiss my Ozark Dass if that's Gcountry
If that's Gcountry, I don't think that's really Gcountry.

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If Thats Country

by Dallas Wayne

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G C D G

Well, you called my kin-folk trash all of their lives

I'm a chip off the heap, ask anyone of my ex-wives

I'm a social drinker, and I stay social all I can

A D

I'm deer-snuffin', chain-smokin', simple kind of southern man

First you gut our farms, and strip-mall all the five and dimes

Then you taxed our so-called sins, called our pleasures a crime

Now, you're turnin' our music into some kind of strage elevator noise

A D G

I think it's time for us to take one back, for the good old boys

F C G

Well, you can paint str ipes on a billy goat

F C G

Call it a tiger, if it fl oats your boat

F C G

You can make a star of a teenage girl

A D

But, one million dollars won't make her Merle

F G F G

Yeah, laser beams, and navel rings

And a pretty face, might be somethin'

D G

But, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country

There's a certain song that's got my local station stuck

It has a steel guitar, and I believe that it mentions a truck

But, the singer don't sound like he ever worked a stick shift

A D

Sounds more like bad Phil Collins, with a hick face lift

Now, I ain't denyin' that some urban moms they're fun

Yeah but, don't you try to tell me it's the way Hank wanted it done

You better keep your money-grubbin' hands off a pour song

A D G

And make sure Chris Gaines stays the hell off of my front lawn

F C G

Well you can take the ear off a barnyard sow

F C G

Milk it 'til it turns into a cash cow

F C G

You can lead a chick to a waterin' hole

A D

But you can't make her take a drink, until she gets white soul

F G

Might be rock

F G

Might be schlock

It might be the Beatles or Monkees

D G

But, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country

F G F G

Yeah, laser beams, and them navel rings

And a pretty face, might be somethin'

D G

But, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country

G G

If that's country, I don't think that's really country.

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