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[Intro]
G
[Verse]
GI don't feel like movin'
Don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a Clittle Stephen Hawking todayG  C  G  
GI barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a lCittle Stephen Hawking, hey hey heyG  C  G  
[Chorus]
When I Dsaw him on TV
I Emthought he looked crazy
Then my fCriend told me that he's jGust really lazy
DSo lazy he could only write A EmBrief History of TimeC  
He maybe smart but to me he's just a Dcreepy narcoleptic mime
G
[Verse]
GI wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
CAnd havin' trouble breathin'
Hey, hey, heyG  C  G  
GI'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw
And make my Chand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, heyG  C  G  
[Chorus]
DBut bein' Stephen must be Emkind of a drag
It lCooks like even his teeth are Gstartin' to sag
I tDhought he had a tail he was Emtryin' to wag
But then I lCearned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy that he Dpoops in a colostomy bag
G
[Bridge]
Oh SCtephen, oh DStephen
GYou give me G/F#somethin' to Embelieve in
Don't wanna Amhear 'em, don't wanna sDee 'em
I think he Cmight have melted Din a wax muGseum
COh Stephen, oh DStephen
Are you a Grobot posin' aG/F#s a human Embein'?
Oh AmStephen, oh SDtephen
You Cgive us all a Dsuper creepy Gfeelin'

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Theres No Too Soon If Time Is Relative

by NOFX

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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G/F#

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[Intro]

[Verse]

I don't feel like movin'

Don't feel like talkin'

C G C G

I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today

I barely feel like rollin'

There's no way I'm rockin'

C G C G

I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey

[Chorus]

When I saw him on TV

I thought he looked crazy

C G

Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy

D Em C

So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time

He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

[Verse]

I wanna be like Stephen

So I'm gonna walk uneven

And havin' trouble breathin'

G C G

Hey, hey, hey

I'm gonna live by gravitational law

I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw

And make my hand look more like a lobster claw

G C G

Hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]

D Em

But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag

C G

It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag

D Em

I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag

But then I learned the tail was a tube

'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

[Bridge]

C D

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

G G/F# Em

You give me somethin' to believe in

Am D

Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em

C D G

I think he might have melted in a wax museum

C D

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

G G/F# Em

Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?

Am D

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

C D G

You give us all a super creepy feelin'

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