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Take A Dump

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[Verse 1]
If you're  Gsitting in the classroom
And you Cadd9just don't understand
When the Gteacher calls your name
Though you Emdidn't raise your Dhand
[Verse 2]
There's Gone thing you can do
If a Cadd9question has you stumped
Just Graise your hand Cadd9ask if you can
DGo and take a Gdump
[Chorus]
Take a Ddump in the morning
Take a Cdump all afterGnoon
Take a Ddump in the evening
There's no Cneed to stop too Gsoon
Take a Ddump when you're happy
Or Ceven when you're Gsad
Just Gsit on your rump and Ctake a dump
And I Dknow you'll be Gglad
[Verse 3]
If the Gboss man is on your case
And you Cadd9just can't catch a break
When you're Gpushed to the limits
And it's Emmore than you can Dtake
[Verse 4]
If you're Gfeeling overwhelmed
And the Cadd9work is piling up
GNow it's time to Cadd9take a break and
DGo and take a Gdump
[Chorus]
Take a Ddump in the morning
Take a Cdump all afterGnoon
Take a Ddump in the evening
There's no Cneed to stop too Gsoon
Take a Ddump when you're happy
Or Ceven when you're Gsad
Just Gsit on your rump and Ctake a dump
And I Dknow you'll be Gglad
[Bridge]
It'll Chelp you feel better
You'll Geven lose some weight
It Calways releases pressure
After Gall the food you Date
It'll Gmake you look much Cthinner
So you Emwon't feel all bloated Amup
Just Gdrop some freight; Cyou'll feel great
When you Dgo and take a Gdump
[Chorus]
Take a Ddump in the morning
Take a Cdump all afterGnoon
Take a Ddump in the evening
There's no Cneed to stop too Gsoon
Take a Ddump when you're happy
Or Ceven when you're Gsad
Just Gsit on your rump and Ctake a dump
And I Dknow you'll be Gglad

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Take A Dump

by Misc Unsigned Bands

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Cadd9

[Verse 1]

If you're sitting in the classroom

Cadd9

And you just don't understand

When the teacher calls your name

Em D

Though you didn't raise your hand

[Verse 2]

There's one thing you can do

Cadd9

If a question has you stumped

G Cadd9

Just raise your hand ask if you can

D G

Go and take a dump

[Chorus]

Take a dump in the morning

C G

Take a dump all afternoon

Take a dump in the evening

C G

There's no need to stop too soon

Take a dump when you're happy

C G

Or even when you're sad

G C

Just sit on your rump and take a dump

D G

And I know you'll be glad

[Verse 3]

If the boss man is on your case

Cadd9

And you just can't catch a break

When you're pushed to the limits

Em D

And it's more than you can take

[Verse 4]

If you're feeling overwhelmed

Cadd9

And the work is piling up

G Cadd9

Now it's time to take a break and

D G

Go and take a dump

[Chorus]

Take a dump in the morning

C G

Take a dump all afternoon

Take a dump in the evening

C G

There's no need to stop too soon

Take a dump when you're happy

C G

Or even when you're sad

G C

Just sit on your rump and take a dump

D G

And I know you'll be glad

[Bridge]

It'll help you feel better

You'll even lose some weight

It always releases pressure

G D

After all the food you ate

G C

It'll make you look much thinner

Em Am

So you won't feel all bloated up

G C

Just drop some freight; you'll feel great

D G

When you go and take a dump

[Chorus]

Take a dump in the morning

C G

Take a dump all afternoon

Take a dump in the evening

C G

There's no need to stop too soon

Take a dump when you're happy

C G

Or even when you're sad

G C

Just sit on your rump and take a dump

D G

And I know you'll be glad

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