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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis

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[Verse 1]
BFor almost 30 years, I've known Bsus2something was wrong
BBut Mom said weakness causes bloating, so I tried to be strong
EFake it till you make it, that's how I got F#by
BAnd when I tried to find the reason for my Bsus2sadness and Bterror
BAll the solutions were Bsus2trial and Berror
ETake this pill, say this chant, move here for this F#guy
But G#mnow there's Eno need Bfor reF#gret
'Cause G#mI'm about Eto F#get
[Chorus]
BA diagnosis!
EA diagnosis!
Don't tell me "G#mNo, Esis-
Ter, you don't fit F#in."
Doc, presBcribe me my tribe, Egive me my throng
F#Tell me that this whole G#mtime I've belonged
With those Eother people who F#share my diagBnosis
[Verse 2]
BWhat could it be? What could be right?
BSchizophrenic or bipolar lite?
EI've never heard voices, but maybe it's time to F#start
N.C.
You're super cool, Rebecca
Thanks!
[Chorus]
BObsessives with numbers, hoarders with cats
BI could really rock a tinfoil hat
EPerfect they're not, but at least they know who they F#are
G#mNo more Ebad pills, Bfads, or F#tricks
G#mWho says there Eisn't an easy F#fix?
[Chorus]
BWith a diagnosis!
I'm ready to Eblow this
G#mJoint, and by "joint," I mean my Einner sense of F#confusion
N.C.
You said that confusingly
Shhh!
I'm awBare mental illness is Estigmatized
But the F#stigma is worth it if G#mI've realized
EWho I'm meant to F#be, armed with my diagnBosis
[Verse 4]
D#mOh, the doctors that I've met who didn't get Eme!
This one D#mnaturopath used feathers to pet Eme
They said C#manxiety, insomnia were my G#maffliction
The C#mnaturopath said it was sG#mex addiction
But C#mall those things I kBnew I wasn't
EYes, I like penises, F#but who doesn't?
[Verse 5]
So C#mput me in a bottle, slap a Blabel on
EList out the side effects, then F#worries be gone
'Cause C#mfinaD#mlly EI'll Fknow F#this
My diagBnosis!

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis

by Misc Television

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Bsus2

G#m

D#m

C#m

[Verse 1]

B Bsus2

For almost 30 years, I've known something was wrong

But Mom said weakness causes bloating, so I tried to be strong

E F#

Fake it till you make it, that's how I got by

B Bsus2 B

And when I tried to find the reason for my sadness and terror

B Bsus2 B

All the solutions were trial and error

E F#

Take this pill, say this chant, move here for this guy

G#m E B F#

But now there's no need for regret

G#m E F#

'Cause I'm about to get

[Chorus]

A diagnosis!

G#m E

Don't tell me "No, sis-

Ter, you don't fit in."

B E

Doc, prescribe me my tribe, give me my throng

F# G#m

Tell me that this whole time I've belonged

E F# B

With those other people who share my diagnosis

[Verse 2]

What could it be? What could be right?

Schizophrenic or bipolar lite?

E F#

I've never heard voices, but maybe it's time to start

N.C.

You're super cool, Rebecca

Thanks!

[Chorus]

Obsessives with numbers, hoarders with cats

I could really rock a tinfoil hat

E F#

Perfect they're not, but at least they know who they are

G#m E B F#

No more bad pills, fads, or tricks

G#m E F#

Who says there isn't an easy fix?

[Chorus]

With a diagnosis!

I'm ready to blow this

G#m E F#

Joint, and by "joint," I mean my inner sense of confusion

N.C.

You said that confusingly

Shhh!

B E

I'm aware mental illness is stigmatized

F# G#m

But the stigma is worth it if I've realized

E F# B

Who I'm meant to be, armed with my diagnosis

[Verse 4]

D#m E

Oh, the doctors that I've met who didn't get me!

D#m E

This one naturopath used feathers to pet me

C#m G#m

They said anxiety, insomnia were my affliction

C#m G#m

The naturopath said it was sex addiction

C#m B

But all those things I knew I wasn't

E F#

Yes, I like penises, but who doesn't?

[Verse 5]

C#m B

So put me in a bottle, slap a label on

E F#

List out the side effects, then worries be gone

C#m D#m E F F#

'Cause finally I'll know this

My diagnosis!

About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis Chords by Misc Television

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