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Fake Id

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[Intro]
D G D A
[Verse 1]
I tried Dgetting past the bouncer, but I Gcouldn't get through
He said 'DHold it there mate, well Athis isn't you'
'It's Dnot a fake ID, it's Gjust not mine'
'Well, I'm tDaking this off you son - idAentity theft, that's a crime'
 DSo I'm standing on the sGtreet, got no one else to Dmeet
I'm bored and I'm aAlone so I start to walk Dhome
Regrettable deGcision and slightly blurred Dvision
Turned down this Aalley and this young man grabbed me
[Hook](x2)
DHe said "Hand over the Gmoney, this ain't funny
 DWhat's this, are you Ataking the piss?
Where's your DiPhone 6? I ain't sGtealing this shitD  
ACome here, bitch"
[Verse 2]
DI start to reflect and Gthink, my heart does Dsink
My eyes too sAwollen to blink, I need aDnother drink
That now I Gcan't afford
Because they Djust ran away with Alast week's pay
ToDday it weren't a good Gday, barking from the dogs
DNow I'm thinking I Ajust got robbed
How unDfair, I don't care, it's a Grare situation
 DThis nation owes me a Abit of compensation
[Hook](x2)
DHe said "Hand over the Gmoney, this ain't funny
 DWhat's this, are you Ataking the piss?
Where's your DiPhone 6? I ain't sGtealing this shitD  
ACome here, bitch"
[Verse 3]
DLiving out of JD Gbags, smoking broken fDags
Badman sAlags, first time shags
DTags on the wall, Gtryna act cool
ReDmember when I got kicked Aout of the classroom at Dschool
Hated GCSGEs, was shit at PDE
Us against Athem, just you and Dme
Now they've got pig fat inGjected to their six pack
DWhat's up with that? They Alook a right twat
[Instrumental]
D G D A
D G D A
[Hook](x2)
DHe said "Hand over the Gmoney, this ain't funny
 DWhat's this, are you Ataking the piss?
Where's your DiPhone 6? I ain't sGtealing this shitD  
ACome here, bitch"

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Fake Id

by Rat Boy

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Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

D G D A

[Verse 1]

D G

I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through

D A

He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you'

D G

'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine'

D A

'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime'

D G D

So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet

A D

I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home

G D

Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision

Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me

[Hook](x2)

D G

He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny

D A

What's this, are you taking the piss?

D G D

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit

Come here, bitch"

[Verse 2]

D G D

I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink

A D

My eyes too swollen to blink, I need another drink

That now I can't afford

D A

Because they just ran away with last week's pay

D G

Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs

D A

Now I'm thinking I just got robbed

D G

How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation

D A

This nation owes me a bit of compensation

[Hook](x2)

D G

He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny

D A

What's this, are you taking the piss?

D G D

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit

Come here, bitch"

[Verse 3]

D G D

Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags

Badman slags, first time shags

D G

Tags on the wall, tryna act cool

D A D

Remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school

G D

Hated GCSEs, was shit at PE

A D

Us against them, just you and me

Now they've got pig fat injected to their six pack

D A

What's up with that? They look a right twat

[Instrumental]

D G D A

[Hook](x2)

D G

He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny

D A

What's this, are you taking the piss?

D G D

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit

Come here, bitch"

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