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[Intro]
CDear Uber Driver
CHere's a few thiAmngs, you need to know if
You wanna tFake this full time woGman for a rCide
[Verse 1]
CHurry don't be late
CMeet me at the gateAm  
AmTry not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
FI'm gonna need my lightG  
GMy brows are even right
CWhy you watching me?
COi eyes on the street!
CNow don't avert your eyes
CI'm 'bout to shave my thighs
AmAnd if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
FDon't play it by the book
GGo on it's fine to look
CLike what you see?
That's fine have a peak
[Pre-chorus 1]
CYou gotta know, first of all I ain't no Amlady
Matter fact I'm fucking Fcrazy
GBitch you better make that lightC  
GO!GO! What the fuck
[Chorus]
CDear Uber driver
Here's a few thingAms you need to know if
You wanna take Fthis gorgeous lGady for a rideC  
C(Shouln't we be using lyft?)
CDear Uber driver
Lookin' at meAm, don't be so nervous
Bet you never sFaw a bunch of air Gbags look so fineC  
(I'm too pretty to die!)
[Verse 2]
CAfter the show tonight
I'll be drunk and highAm  
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guyF  
FWait while I get him off
GYou know that's never long
CBy the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze
[Pre-chorus 2]
CI already know I'm a queen I ain't no ladAmy
Don't be saying nothing shFady
GI will read your whole damn lCife
Listen here you dog ass mole
[Chorus]
CDear Uber Driver
Here's a few thinAmgs you need to know if
You wanna tFake this pretty yoGung thing for a rideC  
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
CDear Uber driver
Don't you know you tAmhat objects in the mirror
Might be looking Fbigger than they dGo when they're insideC  
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)
[Bridge]
CWe'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
AmFlash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
FI'm not too good to try
GBlowing a taxi guy
CI'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick
[Pre-chorus]
CYou got to know first of all I ain't no ladAmy
But I'm fresher than a daiFsy
GWait I wanna flash that guyC  
(Hey, hey! Look at these)
[Chorus]
CDear Uber driver
Here's a few thAmings you need to know if
You want a busFiness from a speGcial [?]C  
CDear Uber driver
If you wanna geAmt that five star rating
Get me to the gFig
And make sure GI arrive aliveC  
(Click it or ticket)
[Outro]
N.C
Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly

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Dear Uber Driver

by Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

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[Intro]

Dear Uber Driver

C Am

Here's a few things, you need to know if

F G C

You wanna take this full time woman for a ride

[Verse 1]

Hurry don't be late

C Am

Meet me at the gate

Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face

F G

I'm gonna need my light

My brows are even right

Why you watching me?

Oi eyes on the street!

Now don't avert your eyes

I'm 'bout to shave my thighs

And if this tuck gets any looser

You'll see a suprise

Don't play it by the book

Go on it's fine to look

Like what you see?

That's fine have a peak

[Pre-chorus 1]

C Am

You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady

Matter fact I'm fucking crazy

G C

Bitch you better make that light

GO!GO! What the fuck

[Chorus]

Dear Uber driver

Here's a few things you need to know if

F G C

You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride

(Shouln't we be using lyft?)

Dear Uber driver

Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous

F G C

Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine

(I'm too pretty to die!)

[Verse 2]

After the show tonight

I'll be drunk and high

So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy

Wait while I get him off

You know that's never long

By the way your seats

Need Tide and Febreze

[Pre-chorus 2]

C Am

I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady

Don't be saying nothing shady

G C

I will read your whole damn life

Listen here you dog ass mole

[Chorus]

Dear Uber Driver

Here's a few things you need to know if

F G C

You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride

(This isn't a pool get out of my car)

Dear Uber driver

Don't you know you that objects in the mirror

F G C

Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside

(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)

[Bridge]

We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead

Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio

I'm not too good to try

Blowing a taxi guy

I'm just a chick

If you don't mind a dick

[Pre-chorus]

C Am

You got to know first of all I ain't no lady

But I'm fresher than a daisy

G C

Wait I wanna flash that guy

(Hey, hey! Look at these)

[Chorus]

Dear Uber driver

Here's a few things you need to know if

F G C

You want a business from a special [?]

Dear Uber driver

If you wanna get that five star rating

Get me to the gig

G C

And make sure I arrive alive

(Click it or ticket)

[Outro]

N.C

Uber driver

Now you can zip your fly

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