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[Verse]
EbJune fourth 20Ab05 will Ebalways be remembered
As the Abday that I looked Ebin to the mirror
And Abconfirmed my suspicion... EbI'm losing my hair.  Eb G Ab x2
EbI could take a pill called GPropecia,Bb  
It causes Abpain in just Cone Bbnut and that freaks me out.
EbI could join the Ghair club for Bbman,
The Absalesman Ctold me it's Bbonly as Cmuch as a Cmcar
To get a Abtransplant, with Ebonly three Gweeks of head Cmscabs
That's not for Bbme... No!
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah! 
[Instrumental]
 Eb   G   Abx2  Eb  
I know I'm not GmaloBbne, Abevery room I go to some dude knows how I feel,Eb  
It's just GmhaiBbr, Eif we were truly evolved we woudn't have Ebthat shit anCywhere.Cm  
I can't change the way I Ablook, but I can Ebchange how I Glook at iCmt, 'cause if it's up to Bbme
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah! 
[Instrumental]
 Eb   G   Abx2  Eb  
CmBruce GWillis is fucking hotCm  G  Cm  
CmAnd Captain GPicard is generally regarded as Absexy,
I look just like that dude from EbSnatch.
I'll just start working About and buy some clothes I'll be so Abmcool,
No one will notice I'm a bald Ebguy.G  Ab  
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy

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Bald Guy

by Nice Peter

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Abm

[Verse]

Eb Ab Eb

June fourth 2005 will always be remembered

Ab Eb

As the day that I looked in to the mirror

Ab Eb

And confirmed my suspicion... I'm losing my hair. Eb G Ab x2

Eb G Bb

I could take a pill called Propecia,

Ab C Bb

It causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out.

Eb G Bb

I could join the hair club for man,

Ab C Bb C Cm

The salesman told me it's only as much as a car

Ab Eb G Cm

To get a transplant, with only three weeks of head scabs

That's not for me... No!

If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!

Woah, woah, yeah!

[Instrumental]

Eb G Ab Eb

Gm Bb Ab Eb

I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,

Gm Bb E Eb C Cm

It's just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn't have that shit anywhere.

Ab Eb G Cm Bb

I can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, 'cause if it's up to me

If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!

Woah, woah, yeah!

[Instrumental]

Eb G Ab Eb

Cm G Cm G Cm

Bruce Willis is fucking hot

Cm G Ab

And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy,

I look just like that dude from Snatch.

Ab Abm

I'll just start working out and buy some clothes I'll be so cool,

Eb G Ab

No one will notice I'm a bald guy.

Gonna be a bald guy

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