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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime

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[REBECCA]
Well, you can Btake your D#snow and G#mshove it
This is our EChristmas Band we F#love it
It's a Bhundred degD#rees, this elf is EVietnamese
That's the Bway that California F#does it
[JOSH CHAN]
Even our BSanta D#has a G#msuntan
He's Ealso an Bunemployed F#stuntman
[REBECCA]
Is he Beven aD#wake?
[SANTA]
Yeah, I'm Ejust really baked
[JOSH]
If Bhe can be Santa Claus, F#anyone can!
[REBECCA & JOSH]
ECalifornia F#Christmastime
It's Bjust a Golden G#State of mind
EChet's nuts roasting F#in the bright sunD#mlight!G#  
[REBECCA, spoken]
N.C.
Put on some pants, Chet!
[REBECCA & JOSH]
And Ewhat would Christmas F#be without
Historically Blow mountain snow causing G#staggering drought
[JOSH]
But Ehey, this eggnog F#fro-yo's super D#mtight!
[REBECCA]
Super G#tight!
'Cause C#mthis is California
And F#we do Christmas Bright![JOSH, spoken]
Mmm, so good![BACK-UP SINGERS]
California ChristmasEtiEmme[DARRYL]
Don we Bnow our D#surf apG#mparel
And we have our Eown kind of BChristmas F#carol
[PAULA]
It's this Bchick named D#Carol
She does Ehenna tattoos
[Darryl]
Carol's Bfifty, but no judgement
She's still F#finding herself
[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken]
N.C.
We're all finding ourselves!
[GREG]
Okay, there C#is no Feasy A#manswer
[HEATHER]
For our F#high rates C#of skin G#cancer
[CAROL]
It C#took my dad's Flife
[SANTA]
And it F#killed my wife
[GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA]
      C#Hang ten, G#Rudolph and Prancer!
[ALL]
F#California G#Christmastime
We C#gather 'round and sing A#songs by Sublime
And F#all our local G#reggae bands are FmwhiteA#  
The F#kids get lots of toys on G#Christmas morn
'Cause C#daddy makes big bucks diA#recting porn
[REBECCA]
They F#may have gonorrhea
But at G#least it's not frostFmbite!
[ALL]
It's not frostA#bite!
'Cause D#mthis is California
And G#we do Christmas C#right!
California ChristmasF#time
California ChristmasC#time
California ChristmasF#time
California ChristmasC#time
California ChristmasC#time
California ChristmasC#time
[REBECCA]
California ChristmasF#time
N.C.
Calif...
N.C.
You have places to be, I get it...

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime

by Misc Television

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G#m

D#m

C#m

A#m

[REBECCA]

B D# G#m

Well, you can take your snow and shove it

E B F#

This is our Christmas and we love it

B D# E

It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese

B F#

That's the way that California does it

[JOSH CHAN]

B D# G#m

Even our Santa has a suntan

E B F#

He's also an unemployed stuntman

[REBECCA]

B D#

Is he even awake?

[SANTA]

Yeah, I'm just really baked

[JOSH]

B F#

If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!

[REBECCA & JOSH]

E F#

California Christmastime

B G#

It's just a Golden State of mind

E F# D#m G#

Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!

[REBECCA, spoken]

N.C.

Put on some pants, Chet!

[REBECCA & JOSH]

E F#

And what would Christmas be without

B G#

Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought

[JOSH]

E F# D#m

But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!

[REBECCA]

Super tight!

C#m

'Cause this is California

F# B

And we do Christmas right![JOSH, spoken]

Mmm, so good![BACK-UP SINGERS]

E Em

California Christmastime[DARRYL]

B D# G#m

Don we now our surf apparel

E B F#

And we have our own kind of Christmas carol

[PAULA]

B D#

It's this chick named Carol

She does henna tattoos

[Darryl]

Carol's fifty, but no judgement

She's still finding herself

[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken]

N.C.

We're all finding ourselves!

[GREG]

C# F A#m

Okay, there is no easy answer

[HEATHER]

F# C# G#

For our high rates of skin cancer

[CAROL]

C# F

It took my dad's life

[SANTA]

And it killed my wife

[GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA]

C# G#

Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!

[ALL]

F# G#

California Christmastime

C# A#

We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime

F# G# Fm A#

And all our local reggae bands are white

F# G#

The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn

C# A#

'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn

[REBECCA]

They may have gonorrhea

G# Fm

But at least it's not frostbite!

[ALL]

It's not frostbite!

D#m

'Cause this is California

G# C#

And we do Christmas right!

California Christmastime

[REBECCA]

California Christmastime

N.C.

Calif...

N.C.

You have places to be, I get it...

About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime Chords by Misc Television

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