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GbOhhhh
AbYeaaaaah
DbSchool is really boring
DbCan't wait for the bell to ring
GbCause tonight I'm hanging with Aball of my friends!
GDbonna party through the night-
KaDbraoke, pillow fights
The muGbsic's loud, the lights are bright
It nAbever ends
I have Gbso many friends!Ab  
Cause DbI steal pets from the popular people and then dreGbss the pets up Ablike the popular people
DbI steal pets from the popular people and hiGbde them all in Aba shed
Yeah! DbI steal pets from the popular people and then drGbess the pets up Ablike the popular people
I steDbal pets from the popular people
And lDbock them in my shed
 G- A  
DbAt school, life can be such a drag
WhDbitney Jones called me a f**
GbBut her cat ate salmon oAbut of my hand!
I sDbmiled at Michael in the halls
ThDben he spread rumors I have b****
But GbI taught his dog to hAbug on command!
I have sGo many friends!
RAight, dog?!
Cause DbI steal pets from the popular people and then dreGbss the pets up Ablike the popular people
DbI steal pets from the popular people and hiGbde them all in Aba shed
Yeah! DbI steal pets from the popular people and then drGbess the pets up Ablike the popular people
I steDbal pets from the popular people
And pDbaint their nails red- take it Cuddles!
       (no chords)
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Rawrrrrrrr
It's the seBbmventh grade dance in the sDbhed tonight
And IAb'm the life of it aDbll
CGbats and dogs all groDbovin' with me
We're haGbvin' such a ball
BbmI start slow daDbncing with GAbreg Mendelsson's tDberrier mix
He's wGbearing a suit and he haDbs Greg's eyes
AbSuddenly
AbWe kiss!
Cause DbI steal pets from the popular people and then dreGbss the pets up Ablike the popular people
DbI steal pets from the popular people and hiGbde them all in Aba shed
Yeah! DbI steal pets from the popular people and then drGbess the pets up Ablike the popular people
I steDbal pets from the popular people
   (no chord)
My parents both are dead
Boo!
I steDbal pets from the popular people
(PeGbts aren't yours, pAbets are mine)
TheDbn dress them up like the popular people
(PGbets aren't yours, pAbets are mine)
Yeah DbI steal pets from the popular people
(PeGbts aren't yours, peAbts are mine)
And drDbess them up like the popular people
  (no chords)
All of them are mine!
I stDbeal pets, I steal pets, loGbck them in Abmy shed
DbI sGbteaAbl pDbeeeGbeeeAbeeeDbeetttttss
DbLock them in my shed

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I Steal Pets

by Rachel Bloom

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Bbm

Ohhhh

Yeaaaaah

School is really boring

Can't wait for the bell to ring

Gb Ab

Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends!

Gonna party through the night-

Karaoke, pillow fights

The music's loud, the lights are bright

It never ends

Gb Ab

I have so many friends!

Db Gb Ab

Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

Db Gb Ab

I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed

Db Gb Ab

Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people

And lock them in my shed

G A

At school, life can be such a drag

Whitney Jones called me a f**

Gb Ab

But her cat ate salmon out of my hand!

I smiled at Michael in the halls

Then he spread rumors I have b****

Gb Ab

But I taught his dog to hug on command!

I have so many friends!

Right, dog?!

Db Gb Ab

Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

Db Gb Ab

I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed

Db Gb Ab

Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people

And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles!

(no chords)

Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!

Rawrrrrrrr

Bbm Db

It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight

Ab Db

And I'm the life of it all

Gb Db

Cats and dogs all groovin' with me

We're havin' such a ball

Bbm Db Ab Db

I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix

Gb Db

He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes

Suddenly

We kiss!

Db Gb Ab

Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

Db Gb Ab

I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed

Db Gb Ab

Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people

(no chord)

My parents both are dead

Boo!

I steal pets from the popular people

Gb Ab

(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)

Then dress them up like the popular people

Gb Ab

(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)

Yeah I steal pets from the popular people

Gb Ab

(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)

And dress them up like the popular people

(no chords)

All of them are mine!

Db Gb Ab

I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed

Db Gb Ab Db Gb Ab Db

I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss

Lock them in my shed

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