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[Verse]
BI hope you've F#got a health care G#mplan and if you F#don't I underEstand
But I got a question for ya', Gdoes your hideout F#mhave a covered Blot?
And here's the F#hours I'm looking G#mfor, a part time F#shift from noon to Efour
But not on Tuesdays cuz that's Gwhen I Dungeon F#Master for my friends
BDo I qualify fF#or this?, Well let G#mme tell you whaF#t you've missEed
I fired lasers from a Gsub, one year I F#mblew a whole bridge Bup
I spent a F#month up on the moG#mon, raised in F#rank peon to Egoon
I could've gone much higher, except Gfor the fact my F#boss was burned a-Alive
By a man shooting magma from his hands
I saw my Ejob go up in a flame and it's a Bshame
[Chorus]
I'm curious what you F#pay and I could start Atoday
Have faith in what's inside like ECringer turning in to Battle BCat
So here I am F#again and with this leaky Apen I summarize my skill set
ERealize my path in life is Gset: I'll F#always be a Bhenchman
[Verse]
BYou ask me whaF#t it is I'd do if G#mI saw someone stF#eal from yEou
I'd stab him in his back and tGake it for myself, F#mof course, you Bsee
I know that's wF#hat you'd want to G#mhear, so drop a lF#ine to Señor FeEar
Is Dr. Hatred in your FiveG? He'll eat your bF#mill alive
So you Abetter call now before he heads underground
To fight the Etroglodytes in their cave, he's got a full Bplate
[Chorus]
Is there 401F#k? And dental would be Agreat
Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've Egot bum knees not lions to stand on
BSo here I am F#again, I love the feng shui in this Aden
I've worked for Psycho Possum. ECompared to his your place is awesome
GOh, I'll aF#lways be a hBenchman
[Bridge]
AOther guys have weeks vacations
I Ework for dudes with lacerations Aon their Efaces
These Apeople they have aspirations
They Ewant to rule a private nation
When the Ascrews you have are Eloose, what Eelse you gonna Bdo?
[Verse]
BAppreciate your time F#mtoday, there's not much more to G#msay
Hope I'm what you're looking for though
EYou'll find I'm handy just like Panthro
[Chorus]
GOh, I'll F#malways be henchBman
BOh oh oh oh Goh, I'll F#malways be a henBchman
BOh oh oh this is what I Gdo, I'll F#malways be a henBchman
BThis is who I Gam, I'll F#malways be a henBchman

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Henchmen

by Kirby Krackle

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G#m

F#m

[Verse]

B F# G#m F# E

I hope you've got a health care plan and if you don't I understand

G F#m B

But I got a question for ya', does your hideout have a covered lot?

F# G#m F# E

And here's the hours I'm looking for, a part time shift from noon to four

G F#

But not on Tuesdays cuz that's when I Dungeon Master for my friends

B F# G#m F# E

Do I qualify for this?, Well let me tell you what you've missed

G F#m B

I fired lasers from a sub, one year I blew a whole bridge up

F# G#m F# E

I spent a month up on the moon, raised in rank peon to goon

G F# A

I could've gone much higher, except for the fact my boss was burned a-live

By a man shooting magma from his hands

E B

I saw my job go up in a flame and it's a shame

[Chorus]

F# A

I'm curious what you pay and I could start today

E B

Have faith in what's inside like Cringer turning in to Battle Cat

F# A

So here I am again and with this leaky pen I summarize my skill set

E G F# B

Realize my path in life is set: I'll always be a henchman

[Verse]

B F# G#m F# E

You ask me what it is I'd do if I saw someone steal from you

G F#m B

I'd stab him in his back and take it for myself, of course, you see

F# G#m F# E

I know that's what you'd want to hear, so drop a line to Señor Fear

G F#m

Is Dr. Hatred in your Five? He'll eat your bill alive

So you better call now before he heads underground

E B

To fight the troglodytes in their cave, he's got a full plate

[Chorus]

F# A

Is there 401k? And dental would be great

Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've got bum knees not lions to stand on

B F# A

So here I am again, I love the feng shui in this den

I've worked for Psycho Possum. Compared to his your place is awesome

G F# B

Oh, I'll always be a henchman

[Bridge]

Other guys have weeks vacations

E A E

I work for dudes with lacerations on their faces

These people they have aspirations

They want to rule a private nation

A E E B

When the screws you have are loose, what else you gonna do?

[Verse]

B F#m G#m

Appreciate your time today, there's not much more to say

Hope I'm what you're looking for though

You'll find I'm handy just like Panthro

[Chorus]

G F#m B

Oh, I'll always be henchman

B G F#m B

Oh oh oh oh oh, I'll always be a henchman

B G F#m B

Oh oh oh this is what I do, I'll always be a henchman

B G F#m B

This is who I am, I'll always be a henchman

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