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The Blarney Stone

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[Verse 1]
FGet off my Fass you Fwee bitty Ffuck
If I Fpull out the Fclaymore you're Cshit outta Fluck
FWho's that Fgirl, that Fpretty young Fthing
FAfter I Ffuck her she'll Cget up and Fsing
[Chorus 1]
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye
[Verse 2]
FDown to the Fpub for a Ftwo shilling Fale
The Fbread on the Fcounter is Cgoing Fstale
If FI don't Fget some Ffresh bread Fsoon
Gonna Fpunch you in your Fface and Cbark at the Fmoon
[Chorus 2]
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye
[Verse 3]
Ain't Fgot no Fgirl 'cause I Fhaven't the Ftime
Got Ftoo many Fother Cthings on me Fmind
FPatty was Fnice she was Fpale and Fcute
But I Fthrew her aFway like an Cold piece of Ffruit
[Chorus 3]
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye
[Verse 4]
Got Fooze in my Fpores my Ffeet are all Fwet
Got Fmold in my Fears but CI ain't dead Fyet
Got Fstones in me Fbladder got a Fcrack in me Fhead
When FPatty starts Fcrying Cthis is what I Fsaid
[Chorus 4]
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye
FAye  Dmaye  CayeC  
The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye

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The Blarney Stone

by Ween

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[Verse 1]

F F F F

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck

F F C F

If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck

F F F F

Who's that girl, that pretty young thing

F F C F

After I fuck her she'll get up and sing

[Chorus 1]

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

[Verse 2]

F F F F

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale

F F C F

The bread on the counter is going stale

F F F F

If I don't get some fresh bread soon

F F C F

Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

[Chorus 2]

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

[Verse 3]

F F F F

Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time

F F C F

Got too many other things on me mind

F F F F

Patty was nice she was pale and cute

F F C F

But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

[Chorus 3]

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

[Verse 4]

F F F F

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet

F F C F

Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet

F F F F

Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head

F F C F

When Patty starts crying this is what I said

[Chorus 4]

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

F Dm C C

Aye aye aye

F F C F

The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

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