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Mister Richard Smoker

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Ween - Mister Richard Smoker
[Intro]
 CDoodley baboo
 DmDoodley baboo
 FDoodley baboo Gbow
[Verse 1]
CMister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
CChardonnay and cocaine in the CspaA/C#  Dm  G  
GCigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth
ToGnight we'll tango in the street
FYou eat Gdark meat
[Verse 2]
CMister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
ToCnight you're gonna let it all hang CoutA/C#  Dm  G  
GPantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes
ToGnight we'll tango in the street
FYou eat Gdark meat
[Interlude]
 CDoodley baboo
 DmDoodley baboo
 FDoodley baboo Gbow
[Guitar and piano solo]
C
C      C A/C# Dm G
G
G          F    G
[Slide guitar and fiddle solo]
C
C      C A/C# Dm G
G
G          F    G
[Trumpet and clarinet solo]
C
C      C A/C# Dm G
G
           G  FYou eGat dark meat
[Interlude]
 CDoodley baboo
 DmDoodley baboo
 FDoodley baboo Gbow
[Verse 3]
CMister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
CCognac and black coffee with the CboysA/C#  Dm  G  
GDancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound
Your Ghands are wet, your hair is slick
FYou smoke Gbig dick
[Verse 4]
CMister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
CBruce and Jeff will pick you up at CtenA/C#  Dm  G  
GGoing out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
ToGnight we'll tango in the street
FYou eat Gdark meat
[Modulation outro]
 CDoodley baboo
 DmDoodley baboo
 FDoodley baboo Gbow
 DDoodley baboo
 EmDoodley baboo
 GDoodley baboo Abow
 EDoodley baboo
 F#mDoodley baboo
 ADoodley baboo Bbow
 F#Doodley baboo
 G#mDoodley baboo
 BDoodley baboo C#bow

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Mister Richard Smoker

by Ween

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Chords in this song · guitar

A/C#

F#m

G#m

Ween - Mister Richard Smoker

[Intro]

Doodley baboo

F G

Doodley baboo bow

[Verse 1]

Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker

C C A/C# Dm G

Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa

Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth

Tonight we'll tango in the street

F G

You eat dark meat

[Verse 2]

Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker

C C A/C# Dm G

Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out

Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes

Tonight we'll tango in the street

F G

You eat dark meat

[Interlude]

Doodley baboo

F G

Doodley baboo bow

[Guitar and piano solo]

C C A/C# Dm G

G F G

[Slide guitar and fiddle solo]

C C A/C# Dm G

G F G

[Trumpet and clarinet solo]

C C A/C# Dm G

G F G

You eat dark meat

[Interlude]

Doodley baboo

F G

Doodley baboo bow

[Verse 3]

Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker

C C A/C# Dm G

Cognac and black coffee with the boys

Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound

Your hands are wet, your hair is slick

F G

You smoke big dick

[Verse 4]

Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker

C C A/C# Dm G

Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten

Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty

Tonight we'll tango in the street

F G

You eat dark meat

[Modulation outro]

Doodley baboo

F G

Doodley baboo bow

Doodley baboo

G A

Doodley baboo bow

Doodley baboo

F#m

Doodley baboo

A B

Doodley baboo bow

Doodley baboo

G#m

Doodley baboo

B C#

Doodley baboo bow

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