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The Co-Optional Podcast - Espanto

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Aminor
90BPM
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[Intro] (this part has only bass in it, but it's just the E note all the way)
N.C.
"Three, two, one, {inconcievable noise}"
EXECUTE CO-OPTIONAL PODCAST
E"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome, welcome to the Co-optional podcast."
N.C.
"Jesse Cox, welcome to the show!"
N.C.
"Do you want a 250 dollar statue of the Lutissus?"
N.C.
"Dodger!"
N.C.
"I got inside the toaster-"
N.C.
"My name is Totalbiscuit, I'm here to ask and answer one simple question.."
N.C.
"Oh there we go."
N.C.
"That is obvious."
[Verse] (guitar comes in here)
EWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No!
EWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No!
EWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No!
EWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No! No!
EHello Chicago?
EYeah, you got the big JC, what's going on?
EWe got a deal for you
E12 million dollars
DYou know, where's the payoff?
[Pre-Chorus]
EBring the strippers and booze!
We do occasionally talk about viDdeogames
EBring the strippers and booze!
I don't got time for viDdyagames
EBring the strippers and booze!
Oh, thank god, I don't need pants nowD  
EAy, JC, whaddya doin'? Not much
Just making a fortune
[Chorus]
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BYeah, now sing the music
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
DBring the strippers and booze!
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
DGreat music
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BCo-optional, Co-optional
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
DBring the strippers and booze!
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
D{Inconcievable noise}
DYou Dgot Ecox!
[Interlude] (this again has just bass in it)
E"So, the D is becoming an issue...
It'll go in just fine, the problem is has difficulty coming out.
Like it gets really sticky"
"Uh-oh."
"Right."
"And as a result it doesn't really function correctly."
"Oh man."
"Understandable."
"Yeah."
[Bridge]
I love you Euhh
You are, a cinema
Then tell me Gwhy
You are, a cinema
BaAbyy
You are, a cinema
Then tell me Cwhy
You are, a cinema
Do it all Enight
You are, a cinema
I love you Guhh
You are, a cinema
Then tell me Awhy
You are, a cinema
BaCbyy
You are, a cinema
[Interlude]
Oh I don't Enight now bae bae
DDabidy Edab dabidy Fdab de Gdoo
Oh I don't Enight now bae bae
DIt's the Co-Eoptional FpodGcast
Oh I don't night now bae bae
DDabidy Edab dabidy Fdab de Gdoo
Oh I don't Enight now bae bae
DIt's the Co-Eoptional EpodDcast EpodDcast
[Spoken part]
E"Jerk each other off and that's how we're gonna make this thing"
N.C.
"Seven days a week, 24 hours a day"
N.C.
"Yecch, no. It's my fault. I did it. It was all me"
N.C.
"Oh man"
N.C.
"You f*cking what mate?"
[Chorus]
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BYeah, now sing the music
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
DBring the strippers and booze!
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
DWe do occasionally talk about video games
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BYeah, you should try it guys
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
DBring the strippers and booze!
EIt's the Co-optional podcast
BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question
CIt's the Co-optional podcast
D{Inconcievable noise}
DYou Dgot Ecox!
[Spoken outro]
N.C.
"Done. Now, get out of my office."
N.C.
"What the f*ck am I supposed to do now?"
It's the Co-optional podEcast!
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