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CYou were always Cmquite the loser, JeremyF  
Then I invadBbed and you upgradeEbd
Badababa woahC  
FJeremy, it's true that I found youBb  
But look around Ebyou
WoahC  
All your peers Bbare just so incomple-e-eteAb  
BbYou can't see it, but they're all in pa-a-ainEb  
TAbheir operating system's Gobsole-e-eteGm  
So let'Fs complete the chainsAb  
And get Ginside those brains
Let's save the pitifuCml children, woahAb  
GLet's save the pitifuCml children, woahDb  
LAbet's teach the pitiCmful children, who juBbst
hAbaven't a clue
FmJust what to doF  
GHe-elp them to he-e-elp yoCmu
GAh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
CCan you see the Cmvision clearly, Jeremy?F  
Users embrBbacing and interfacingEb  
beepbobobboCm  
BbShiny, happy people singing swee-e-etly (yeah)Ab  
BbGone is human error a-and fearEb  
 (beeb bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep)
EAbvery issue tucked away so ne-e-eatlyGm  
FIf you feel their silent tears
Just turn that knob and Gswitch that gear
Let's save the pitifuCml children, yeahAb  
GLet's save the pitiCful childreCmn, yeah yeahDb  
yeah ye-yeah yeahAb  
Let's teach the pitiful chiCmldren,Bb  
who just haven'At a clueAb  
Just Fmwhat to doF  
GHe-elp them and soon this wiFll be youC  
[Solo]
C Cm G Gm
C F G Cm F G Cm Bb A Ab G
Let's save the pitiCmful children, rab beepAb  
beep bopeG  
Let's save the pitiful cCmhildren, re bop boDb  
beep bop bo beep bopAb  
Let's teach the pitiful Cmchildren,Bb  
who haven'At a clueAb  
FThat's what we do
BbIf that's what we doEb  
   Cm      BbThen AbeverytCmhing Fmabout us is going Dbto
be wondAberfulDb  
We love everything about SquipsFm  Ab  
Everything about uFms is going to be sDbo aliveAb  
DbWe could never live withFmout SquipsEb  
EbYou won't feel lDbeft out or unsureEb  
Not pitDbiful children anymoreAb  Eb  
'AbCause
Everything about uFms is going to be coolDb  Ab  
DbmWhen           Dbwe         AbruleFm  Ab  

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The Pitiful Children

by Joe Iconis

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Dbm

C Cm F

You were always quite the loser, Jeremy

Bb Eb

Then I invaded and you upgraded

Badababa woah

F Bb

Jeremy, it's true that I found you

But look around you

Woah

Bb Ab

All your peers are just so incomple-e-ete

Bb Eb

You can't see it, but they're all in pa-a-ain

Ab G Gm

Their operating system's obsole-e-ete

F Ab

So let's complete the chains

And get inside those brains

Cm Ab

Let's save the pitiful children, woah

G Cm Db

Let's save the pitiful children, woah

Ab Cm Bb

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just

haven't a clue

Fm F

Just what to do

G Cm

He-elp them to he-e-elp you

Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

C Cm F

Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?

Bb Eb

Users embracing and interfacing

beepbobobbo

Bb Ab

Shiny, happy people singing swee-e-etly (yeah)

Bb Eb

Gone is human error a-and fear

(beeb bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep)

Ab Gm

Every issue tucked away so ne-e-eatly

If you feel their silent tears

Just turn that knob and switch that gear

Cm Ab

Let's save the pitiful children, yeah

G C Cm Db

Let's save the pitiful children, yeah yeah

yeah ye-yeah yeah

Cm Bb

Let's teach the pitiful children,

A Ab

who just haven't a clue

Fm F

Just what to do

G F C

He-elp them and soon this will be you

[Solo]

C Cm G Gm

C F G Cm F G Cm Bb A Ab G

Cm Ab

Let's save the pitiful children, rab beep

beep bope

Cm Db

Let's save the pitiful children, re bop bo

beep bop bo beep bop

Cm Bb

Let's teach the pitiful children,

A Ab

who haven't a clue

That's what we do

Bb Eb

If that's what we do

Cm Bb Ab Cm Fm Db

Then everything about us is going to

Ab Db

be wonderful

Fm Ab

We love everything about Squips

Fm Db Ab

Everything about us is going to be so alive

Db Fm Eb

We could never live without Squips

Eb Db Eb

You won't feel left out or unsure

Db Ab Eb

Not pitiful children anymore

'Cause

Fm Db Ab

Everything about us is going to be cool

Dbm Db Ab Fm Ab

When we rule

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