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Shave Em Dry

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[Verse 1]
I got Cnipples on my titties, big as the Cend of my thumb,
I got Csomethin' between my legs'll make a Cdead man come,
Oh daddy, Fbaby won't you Fshave 'em Cdry? CNow, draw it out!
Want you to Ggrind me baby, Fgrind me until I Ccry.C  
[Verse 2]
Say I Cfucked all night, and all the Cnight before baby,
And I Cfeel just like I wanna, Cfuck some more,
Oh great God daddy, Fgrind me honey Fand shave me Cdry,C  
And when you Ghear me holler baby, Fwant you to shave it Cdry.C  
[Verse 3]
I got Cnipples on my titties, big as the Cend of my thumb,
Daddy you Csay that's the kind of C'em you want,
and you can Fmake 'em come, FOh, daddy shave me Cdry,C  
And I'll Ggive you somethin' baby, Fswear it'll make you Ccry.C  
[Verse 4]
I'm gon' Cturn back my mattress, and let you Coil my springs,
I want you to Cgrind me daddy, 'til the Cbell do ring,
FOh daddy, Fwant you to shave 'em Cdry,C  
Oh Ggreat God daddy, if you can't Fshave 'em baby won't you Ctry?C  
[Verse 5]
Now if Cfuckin' was the thing, that would Ctake me to heaven,
I'd be Cfuckin' in the studio, till the Cclock strike eleven,
FOh daddy, Fdaddy shave 'em Cdry,C  
I would Gfuck you baby, Fhoney I'd make you Ccry.C  
[Verse 6]
Now your Cnuts hang down like a Cdamn bell sapper,
And your Cdick stands up like a Csteeple,
Your goddam Fass-hole stands open like a Fchurch door,
And the Ccrabs walks in like Cpeople.
Ow, shitG!   F    C    C   GOoh! FBaby, won't you shave 'em Cdry?C  
[Verse 7]
A big Csow gets fat from Ceatin' corn,
And a Cpig gets fat from Csuckin',
Reason you Fsee this whore, fat Flike I am,
Great CGod, I got fat from Cfuckin'.
GEeeeh! FShave 'em dry.C  C  
[Verse 8]
My Cback is made of whalebone, and my Ccock is made of brass,
And my Cfuckin' is made for workin' Cmen's two dollars,
Great GGod, Ground to kiss my Cass,C  
Oh! GWhoo, daddy, Fshave 'em Cdry.C  

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Shave Em Dry

by Lucille Bogan

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[Verse 1]

C C

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

C C

I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,

F F C C

Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry? Now, draw it out!

G F C C

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

[Verse 2]

C C

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,

C C

And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,

F F C C

Oh great God daddy, grind me honey and shave me dry,

G F C C

And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

[Verse 3]

C C

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

C C

Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want,

F F C C

and you can make 'em come, Oh, daddy shave me dry,

G F C C

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

[Verse 4]

C C

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,

C C

I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,

F F C C

Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,

G F C C

Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

[Verse 5]

C C

Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,

C C

I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,

F F C C

Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,

G F C C

I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

[Verse 6]

C C

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,

C C

And your dick stands up like a steeple,

F F

Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,

C C

And the crabs walks in like people.

G F C C G F C C

Ow, shit! Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

[Verse 7]

C C

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,

C C

And a pig gets fat from suckin',

F F

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,

C C

Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.

G F C C

Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry.

[Verse 8]

C C

My back is made of whalebone, and my cock is made of brass,

C C

And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,

G G C C

Great God, round to kiss my ass,

G F C C

Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry.

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