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Double Decker Blowflies

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Tempo 80 BPMVol

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[Intro Lick]
e|---------------------------------------C0---|
B|---------------------------------------1---|
G|---0-2-4-2-0-2-0---0-------------------0---|
D|-----------------3---3-2-3-2-0---0-----2---|
A|-------------------------------3---3-2-3---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
[Main Song]
I was Csitting down having me lunch today
When a Fstrange sight caught me Ceye
A Cdirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride
On the Cback of another Gfly
Then I Flooked across at the window
Where a Clouvre it was broke
They were Cflying in like Siamese twins
And I Galmost bloody Cchoked
They were Gjoined in copulation
On the Carmrest of the chair
All inCcreasing population fornicating everyGwhere
They were Fshagging in the kitchen
They were Cshagging in the hall
While Ckeeping perfect rhythm
With the Gclock upon the Cwall
Then one Grandy blue arse bastard
With afCfection for the dead
Spies a Cfly stuck to the paper
Hanging Cjust above me Ghead
And he postFhumourously rapes her
And gets stuck Cup there like a bat
Oh if Cyou were a fly and you had to die
Would you Glike to die like Cthat?
Well me Cdad came home from working hard
All Fbuggered hot and Cdry
Said if CI don't have a coldie soon
I'm Csurely gonna Gdie
No Fsooner had he poured it out
When CLord he had a fit
When a Cdouble deckered duo
Down Gupon the froth they Clit
And Cas they swam, they humped and drank
And Fbreaststroked 'round the glass
The elCectric light was gleaming
Bright off his Ciridescent arGse
And Fslowly drunk they finally sunk
At Clast when the beer was flat
Now if CI was a fly and I had to die
I'd Glike to die like Cthat
Well the Cfamily were all sitting down
The Fevening meal to Cdine
A Cgreat big chook that mum had cooked
It Creally looked diGvine
Then those Fdouble deckered blowies
ReaCppeared from everywhere
DeCpravity was on the wing
And Glust was in the Cair
They were Gscruffing in the stuffin'
And Con the potatoes
And Cone was chock-a-bloc
Perched upCon the parson's Gnose
It was Fquick but it was messy
As down Ccame the swatter, splat!
Oh if Cyou were a fly and you had to die
Would you Glike to die like Cthat?
Oh if Gyou were a fly and you had to die
Would you Clike it quick and clean?
AnCaesthetised before your eyes
With CPea-beau or MorGtein
But of Fall the ways that I could die
I'd like to Cdrown in beer the best
But I'll be Chappy you know
When it's Ctime to go
If GI go on the Cnest
I'll be Chappy you know
When it's Ctime to go
If GI go on the CnestF  C  G  C  

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Double Decker Blowflies

by Chad Morgan

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro Lick]

e|---------------------------------------0---|

B|---------------------------------------1---|

G|---0-2-4-2-0-2-0---0-------------------0---|

D|-----------------3---3-2-3-2-0---0-----2---|

A|-------------------------------3---3-2-3---|

E|-------------------------------------------|

[Main Song]

I was sitting down having me lunch today

F C

When a strange sight caught me eye

A dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride

C G

On the back of another fly

Then I looked across at the window

Where a louvre it was broke

They were flying in like Siamese twins

G C

And I almost bloody choked

They were joined in copulation

On the armrest of the chair

C G

All increasing population fornicating everywhere

They were shagging in the kitchen

They were shagging in the hall

While keeping perfect rhythm

G C

With the clock upon the wall

Then one randy blue arse bastard

With affection for the dead

Spies a fly stuck to the paper

C G

Hanging just above me head

And he posthumourously rapes her

And gets stuck up there like a bat

Oh if you were a fly and you had to die

G C

Would you like to die like that?

Well me dad came home from working hard

F C

All buggered hot and dry

Said if I don't have a coldie soon

C G

I'm surely gonna die

No sooner had he poured it out

When Lord he had a fit

When a double deckered duo

G C

Down upon the froth they lit

And as they swam, they humped and drank

And breaststroked 'round the glass

The electric light was gleaming

C G

Bright off his iridescent arse

And slowly drunk they finally sunk

At last when the beer was flat

Now if I was a fly and I had to die

G C

I'd like to die like that

Well the family were all sitting down

F C

The evening meal to dine

A great big chook that mum had cooked

C G

It really looked divine

Then those double deckered blowies

Reappeared from everywhere

Depravity was on the wing

G C

And lust was in the air

They were scruffing in the stuffin'

And on the potatoes

And one was chock-a-bloc

C G

Perched upon the parson's nose

It was quick but it was messy

As down came the swatter, splat!

Oh if you were a fly and you had to die

G C

Would you like to die like that?

Oh if you were a fly and you had to die

Would you like it quick and clean?

Anaesthetised before your eyes

C G

With Pea-beau or Mortein

But of all the ways that I could die

I'd like to drown in beer the best

But I'll be happy you know

When it's time to go

G C

If I go on the nest

I'll be happy you know

When it's time to go

G C F C G C

If I go on the nest

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