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Little Shop Of Horrors - Dentist

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"Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist!"
[Intro]
C5 D5 F
C5 D5 F
[Chorus]
[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,Gm  
My mama noticed funny things I did,F  
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gunGm  
I'd poison guppies, and when I was doneA  
I'd find a pussycat and Fbash in its headF  A5  Bb  
That's when my mama saidC  
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?C  
[Pre-Chrous]
[ORIN]
She said, "My Cboy, BbI  Gthink FsomeCday
You'll Gfind a waCy
To make your Cnatural tendencies pay
[Chrous]
You'll be a FdentistF/E  Dm  
You have a Bbtalent for Gcausin' things Cpain
Son, be a FdentistF/E  Dm  
People will Gmpay you to be inhuCmane
Your Gmtemperament's wrong for the pCriesthood
And Am7teaching would suit you still D7less
Son, be a GmdentistC  
You'll be a Fsuccess
[Break]
C5 D5 F
[Verse]
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!Gm  
Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god!F  
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any goodGm  
  GmWho wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
[PATIENT]
Oh that Ahurts! Wait I'm not Fnumb!
[ORIN]
Ah, shut Bbup. Open wide. here I Ccome!
[Chorus]              [PATIENT]
   DI am your Gdentist  GoodG/F#ness Emgracious!
[ORIN]                               [CRYSTAL RONETTE CHIFFON]
                           Am7          DN.C.
And I enjoy the career that I picked  (Really love it)
[ORIN]
I am your GdentistG/F#  Em  
[ORIN]                               [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
                           Am7        D7N.C.
And I get off on the pain I inflict  (Really love it)
[ORIN]                           [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
AmI thrill when I drill a Dbicuspid (Ooh bicuspid)
[ORIN]
BmIt's swell though they tell me I'm EmaladjustedAm  
[Bridge]
And though it Cmmay cause my patients distress,
GSomewhere, somewhere in Ebheaven above me
EmI know, I know, that my Fm7mama's proud of meG  
Oh, mamaG  
[Outro]
'Cause I'm a Amdentist   Dand a successG  
Say Gah!
[PATIENT]
GAh!
[ORIN]
Say Gah!
[PATIENT]
GAh!!
[ORIN]
Say Gah!
[PATIENT]
GAh!!!
[ORIN]
Now spit!F5  F#5  

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Little Shop Of Horrors - Dentist

by Misc Musicals

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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F/E

Am7

G/F#

Fm7

F#5

"Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist!"

[Intro]

C5 D5 F

[Chorus]

[ORIN]

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,

My mama noticed funny things I did,

Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done

F F A5 Bb

I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head

That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

What did she say?

[Pre-Chrous]

[ORIN]

C Bb G F C

She said, "My boy, I think someday

G C

You'll find a way

To make your natural tendencies pay

[Chrous]

F F/E Dm

You'll be a dentist

Bb G C

You have a talent for causin' things pain

F F/E Dm

Son, be a dentist

Gm C

People will pay you to be inhumane

Gm C

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

Am7 D7

And teaching would suit you still less

Gm C

Son, be a dentist

You'll be a success

[Break]

C5 D5 F

[Verse]

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!

Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god!

He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good

Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

[PATIENT]

A F

Oh that hurts! Wait I'm not numb!

[ORIN]

Bb C

Ah, shut up. Open wide. here I come!

[Chorus] [PATIENT]

D G G/F# Em

I am your dentist Goodness gracious!

[ORIN] [CRYSTAL RONETTE CHIFFON]

Am7 D

N.C.

And I enjoy the career that I picked (Really love it)

[ORIN]

G G/F# Em

I am your dentist

[ORIN] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

Am7 D7

N.C.

And I get off on the pain I inflict (Really love it)

[ORIN] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

Am D

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid (Ooh bicuspid)

[ORIN]

Bm E Am

It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted

[Bridge]

And though it may cause my patients distress,

G Eb

Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me

Em Fm7 G

I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me

Oh, mama

[Outro]

Am D G

'Cause I'm a dentist and a success

Say ah!

[PATIENT]

Ah!

[ORIN]

Say ah!

[PATIENT]

Ah!!

[ORIN]

Say ah!

[PATIENT]

Ah!!!

[ORIN]

F5 F#5

Now spit!

About Little Shop Of Horrors - Dentist Chords by Misc Musicals

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