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[Intro]
       B        G#         G         B(x2)
[Verse 1]
BNose cannot smell an G#eyeball
Geyes can feel a Bnose
BMystics say the G#Bible
Gis God wearing paper Bclothes
BDon’t you wanna sit in the G#high chair?
GClimb up the gravity’s Bstairs?
BDon’t you wanna sit in the G#high, high chair
Gwhere time cannot interferBe?
B
[Bridge]
BJesus was a G#baby
GAdam had sex with BEve
BWhen you make a G#baby you
Gexploit your geBometry
BWhen you have a G#baby you’re
Ggiving birth to Bme
BThe arms are too short, the G#legs are too wide
and Gtime is just a fantBasy
[Instrumental]
G      B   G
[Chorus]
Bone, two, three, five (five, five, five, seven, nine), eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty
Gone, two, five, twentyfive, forty, thirty, forty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty
Bone, five, five, five, twelve, twenty, forty, thirty, thirty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty
Gone, twentyfive, four, twenty, thirty, fourty, fourty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty
B       G#      G       B
BDeaf to my soul
My soul don’t know my name
B          G#         G
BHells yeah, I’m Gpolluting the Bgame
B      G#      G      B
[Verse 2]
BTime can be an G#anarchist
Gtime can be a Bchair
BSome people try to G#kill me but
there’s no Gdeath inside of Bthere
Byou can go for flying G#rug rides off
Gthe scale of the Bmap
Bthe lamp is five dimG#ensional
the chaGir is made of waxB  
[Outro]
G        B
G        B
G        B
 B(strum once)

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Time Chair

by Adam Green

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

B G# G B

(x2)

[Verse 1]

B G#

Nose cannot smell an eyeball

G B

eyes can feel a nose

B G#

Mystics say the Bible

G B

is God wearing paper clothes

B G#

Don’t you wanna sit in the high chair?

G B

Climb up the gravity’s stairs?

B G#

Don’t you wanna sit in the high, high chair

G B

where time cannot interfere?

[Bridge]

B G#

Jesus was a baby

G B

Adam had sex with Eve

B G#

When you make a baby you

G B

exploit your geometry

B G#

When you have a baby you’re

G B

giving birth to me

B G#

The arms are too short, the legs are too wide

G B

and time is just a fantasy

[Instrumental]

G B G

[Chorus]

one, two, three, five (five, five, five, seven, nine), eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty

one, two, five, twentyfive, forty, thirty, forty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty

one, five, five, five, twelve, twenty, forty, thirty, thirty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty

one, twentyfive, four, twenty, thirty, fourty, fourty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty

B G# G B

Deaf to my soul

My soul don’t know my name

B G# G

B G B

Hells yeah, I’m polluting the game

B G# G B

[Verse 2]

B G#

Time can be an anarchist

G B

time can be a chair

B G#

Some people try to kill me but

G B

there’s no death inside of there

B G#

you can go for flying rug rides off

G B

the scale of the map

B G#

the lamp is five dimensional

G B

the chair is made of wax

[Outro]

G B

(strum once)

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