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[Verse 1]
IG'm a shitty golfer, G7you can ask my wife
CI've been out there hackin' every Gday of my life
CI got the shorts and all the pGlaid sweaters
A                                     D                 D7  (drag the pick)
and this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better
MGan, I hit 'em fat and I hiG7t 'em thin
I Croll 'em in the bunker's man, I Ghit 'em again
CSlice 'em in the bushes, crank G'em in a crEeek
AI popped that sucker up Dand hooked it out on Gthe street
[Chorus]
CYeah, I'm 245 rGight down the middle
Dand I'll miss the green, Gto the left just a little
CChili dip a wedge, anGd put it all together
AHit that son of a bitch rigDht up there in the leather
CIf you call that good, and let me preGss on the sidEe
AYou can put me dDown for a fiGve
[Verse 2]
HeGy, I'm a shitty golfer, G7most of us are
CBut we carry our clubs in the bGack of our cars
CWhat else you gonna do when Gyour out of tEown
and you Aneed to waste a whole day and shDoot another roD7und
MaGn, I played Augusta, and I pG7layed Pebble Beach
and oCne time at Sawgrass I shGot 83
CIf I live long enough tGo be 88E  
AI think I'll ceDlebrate it by shoGoting my age
[Chorus]
CYeah, I'm 245 rGight down the middle
Dand I'll miss the green, Gto the left just a little
CChili dip a wedge, anGd put it all together
AHit that son of a bitch rigDht up there in the leather
CIf you call that good, and let me preGss on the sidEe
AYou can put me dDown for a fiGve
OEh yeah yAou can put me doDwn for a five G  

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Shitty Golfer

by Toby Keith

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[Verse 1]

G G7

I'm a shitty golfer, you can ask my wife

C G

I've been out there hackin' every day of my life

C G

I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters

A D D7 (drag the pick)

and this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better

G G7

Man, I hit 'em fat and I hit 'em thin

C G

I roll 'em in the bunker's man, I hit 'em again

C G E

Slice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek

A D G

I popped that sucker up and hooked it out on the street

[Chorus]

C G

Yeah, I'm 245 right down the middle

D G

and I'll miss the green, to the left just a little

C G

Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together

A D

Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather

C G E

If you call that good, and let me press on the side

A D G

You can put me down for a five

[Verse 2]

G G7

Hey, I'm a shitty golfer, most of us are

C G

But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars

C G E

What else you gonna do when your out of town

A D D7

and you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round

G G7

Man, I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach

C G

and one time at Sawgrass I shot 83

C G E

If I live long enough to be 88

A D G

I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age

[Chorus]

C G

Yeah, I'm 245 right down the middle

D G

and I'll miss the green, to the left just a little

C G

Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together

A D

Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather

C G E

If you call that good, and let me press on the side

A D G

You can put me down for a five

E A D G

Oh yeah you can put me down for a five

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