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[Intro]
D  Bm  G  A
[Verse 1]
Dear DPenthouseBm: Im a Gfreshman at a small MidAwestern universiDtyBm  
And I Gnever thought something Alike this could happen to DmeBm  
When my tGeacher with the dynamite aA**, asked Gme to stay after cAlass
And she sDtarted to unBmdress
I Gcant forget the statement sAhe made
GIf you drop you Apants Ill raise your DgradeBm  A  
[Verse 2]
Dear DPenthouseBm: I Gnever thought those letters were Areally true unDtilBm  
I was oGn a fishing trip and I Amet a girl named JDillBm  
We Ghad a little too much to drinAk
I couldnt Gbelieve what I was starting to tAhink
So we hDeaded to her tBment, theres Gnothing like eating oAut
GThough the next morning my bAreathe still smelled like tDrout
[Chorus]
Ive read Gevery issue since 1974D  
The fGirst two years behind the bathroom dooDr
I pGoured through every Penthouse I could findD  
EEven though my mom said Id go Ablind
[Verse 3]
Dear PDenthouseBm: Im a Gseaman first class at an Aoverseas naval DbaseBm  
Its been Gseven long months since Ive sAeen a womans fDaceBm  
When I sGaw your recent iAssue, I took a Gbox of Kleenex tAissue
And I Dlocked the barracks dBmoor
GThanks to you Ive gotten a Agrip, Gplease excuse my jAerky penmanshiDp
[Chorus]
Ive read Gevery issue since 1974D  
The fGirst two years behind the bathroom dooDr
I pGoured through every Penthouse I could findD  
EEven though my mom said Id go Ablind
[Verse 4]
Dear PDenthouseBm: Doing Gsports on the radio has aAlways been my jDobBm  
Ive Gnever wanteAd a man until I noticed DBOBBm  
When were Gclose I start to perAspire
His little Gbuns set my loins on Afire
DAnd I dream about the Bmday hell say, GChick lets get undrAessed
GName and address helAd upon requestD  

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Dear Penthouse

by Bob and Tom

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

D Bm G A

[Verse 1]

D Bm G A D Bm

Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university

G A D Bm

And I never thought something like this could happen to me

G A G A

When my teacher with the dynamite a**, asked me to stay after class

D Bm

And she started to undress

G A

I cant forget the statement she made

G A D Bm A

If you drop you pants Ill raise your grade

[Verse 2]

D Bm G A D Bm

Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were really true until

G A D Bm

I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill

G A

We had a little too much to drink

G A

I couldnt believe what I was starting to think

D Bm G A

So we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out

G A D

Though the next morning my breathe still smelled like trout

[Chorus]

G D

Ive read every issue since 1974

G D

The first two years behind the bathroom door

G D

I poured through every Penthouse I could find

E A

Even though my mom said Id go blind

[Verse 3]

D Bm G A D Bm

Dear Penthouse: Im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base

G A D Bm

Its been seven long months since Ive seen a womans face

G A G A

When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue

D Bm

And I locked the barracks door

G A G A D

Thanks to you Ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship

[Chorus]

G D

Ive read every issue since 1974

G D

The first two years behind the bathroom door

G D

I poured through every Penthouse I could find

E A

Even though my mom said Id go blind

[Verse 4]

D Bm G A D Bm

Dear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job

G A D Bm

Ive never wanted a man until I noticed BOB

G A

When were close I start to perspire

G A

His little buns set my loins on fire

D Bm G A

And I dream about the day hell say, Chick lets get undressed

G A D

Name and address held upon request

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