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[Intro]
G C G C G A C G
[Verse 1]
GI don’t think I have to go to woCrk today
GI’m just gonna stay in bedC  
GCause today is a special Cday
AThe whole of Great Britain is crCawling with undeGad
CCrawling with unGdeadC  
[Verse 2]
GAnd I’ve seen the movies, so I know to Csteal a car
GAnd drive out to the woods, get away Cfrom city centers
GAnd I don’t want to brag, but I did kind of Csee this coming
AAnd ever since Y2K I’ve been stockpiling Ccanned goods in Gmy basement
CGoods in my basementG  C  
[Verse 3]
GNow they’re coming through the windows
GAnd zombies are surrounding my flatmateC  
GI gotta leave that b-tch behind, just leave CJeanine behind
AAnd start running now, don’t waiCt
AThere’s no time to hesitCate
ATo be honest we never got along that well anyway beCcause she never does the dishesG  
CAnd she leaves her stuff all over the livinGg room, and that’s supposed to be our shared space?
[Chorus 1]
CIt’s funny how the power dynamic Gflips
CIn the midst of a zombie apocalypGse
CJeanine needs a ride
She’s knocking on my car window Gcause she needs a lift
( Gand  Crepeat throughout following)
And I’m like, “Oh, my God, I’m really sorry, it’s a really full car…
Um, you can’t sit in the front seat; I have my coat there, so, um
And in the backseat I have my books, so there’s just not a lot of space, I know--
You’re gonna be fine, you’re an avid jogger, I know, so I’m sure you’ll be fine
CGood luck, Jeanine.”
[Chorus 2]
CIt’s funny how the power dynamic Gflips
CIn the midst of a zombie apocalyGpse
CJeanine needs a ride
At this point she really desperaGtely needs a lift
I bet she wisChes she hadn’t left that passive-aggressive note on Gthe fridge
AIt’s a bad day for the planet
CBut the best day of my life.G  

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No Work Today

by Mae Martin

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

G C G C G A C G

[Verse 1]

G C

I don’t think I have to go to work today

G C

I’m just gonna stay in bed

G C

Cause today is a special day

A C G

The whole of Great Britain is crawling with undead

C G C

Crawling with undead

[Verse 2]

G C

And I’ve seen the movies, so I know to steal a car

G C

And drive out to the woods, get away from city centers

G C

And I don’t want to brag, but I did kind of see this coming

A C G

And ever since Y2K I’ve been stockpiling canned goods in my basement

C G C

Goods in my basement

[Verse 3]

Now they’re coming through the windows

G C

And zombies are surrounding my flatmate

G C

I gotta leave that b-tch behind, just leave Jeanine behind

A C

And start running now, don’t wait

A C

There’s no time to hesitate

A C G

To be honest we never got along that well anyway because she never does the dishes

C G

And she leaves her stuff all over the living room, and that’s supposed to be our shared space?

[Chorus 1]

C G

It’s funny how the power dynamic flips

C G

In the midst of a zombie apocalypse

Jeanine needs a ride

She’s knocking on my car window cause she needs a lift

G C

( and repeat throughout following)

And I’m like, “Oh, my God, I’m really sorry, it’s a really full car…

Um, you can’t sit in the front seat; I have my coat there, so, um

And in the backseat I have my books, so there’s just not a lot of space, I know--

You’re gonna be fine, you’re an avid jogger, I know, so I’m sure you’ll be fine

Good luck, Jeanine.”

[Chorus 2]

C G

It’s funny how the power dynamic flips

C G

In the midst of a zombie apocalypse

Jeanine needs a ride

At this point she really desperately needs a lift

C G

I bet she wishes she hadn’t left that passive-aggressive note on the fridge

It’s a bad day for the planet

C G

But the best day of my life.

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