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Plastic Jesus

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[Verse 1]
Well, CI don't care if it rains or freezes,
FLong as I have my plastic Jesus
CRiding on the dashboard of my Gcar
[Verse 2]
CComes in colors pink and pleasant,
FGlows in the dark, cuz' he's iridescent,
CCarry it with you when you travel Gfar.
[Chorus]
Plastic CJesus, plastic FJesus,
Criding on the dashboard of my Gcar
Plastic CJesus, plastic FJesus,
Criding on the dashboard of my Gcar
[Verse 3]
CGet yourself a sweet Madonna,
Fdressed in rhinestones,sitting on a
Cpedestal of abalone shGell
[Verse 4]
CGoin' ninety, I ain't scared,
F'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
CAssuring me that I woGn't go to Hell
[Chorus]
Plastic CJesus, plastic FJesus,
Criding on the dashboard of my Gcar
CThrough all trials and tribulations,
Fwe will travel throughout the nation,
Cwith my plastic JesuGs I'll go Cfar.

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Plastic Jesus

by Dead Justice

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[Verse 1]

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,

Long as I have my plastic Jesus

C G

Riding on the dashboard of my car

[Verse 2]

Comes in colors pink and pleasant,

Glows in the dark, cuz' he's iridescent,

C G

Carry it with you when you travel far.

[Chorus]

C F

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,

C G

riding on the dashboard of my car

C F

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,

C G

riding on the dashboard of my car

[Verse 3]

Get yourself a sweet Madonna,

dressed in rhinestones,sitting on a

C G

pedestal of abalone shell

[Verse 4]

Goin' ninety, I ain't scared,

'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary

C G

Assuring me that I won't go to Hell

[Chorus]

C F

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,

C G

riding on the dashboard of my car

Through all trials and tribulations,

we will travel throughout the nation,

C G C

with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

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