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Every Country Has A Monster

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[Verse]
[JONAH]
N.C.
Reptilicus is silly, but he really illustrates
N.C.
The great array of monsters all over the place
Not jAust in Japan, but across the planet
An "AB-to-Z" gamut—a gargantuan panoply
[TOM]
ExaDmple, please?
[JONAH]
WDell, name a land
[TOM]
BDelize
[JONAH]
Oh, gAeez; easy peasy, mes amis
SAee, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo
In BeBlize they believe in him
BThey're not afraid to say so
[TOM]
DScotland?
[JONAH]
DNessie's livin' up in a loch
[TOM]
How 'bout PAoland?
[JONAH]
AA scary scarecrow named Bubak
[CROW]
Huh; sF#mo...it's not just Godzilla?
[TOM]
Well, Bduh, Crow; there's a lot that could kill ya'
[CROW]
BHey!
[JONAH]
TDom...
[TOM]
DSorry, Crow
[CROW]
DOkay
[TOM]
DBros?
[CROW]
DSho
[TOM]
Yo, JoAnah, how's the chorus go?
[Chorus]
[JONAH]
Every cAountry has a Bmmonster
They’re afDraid of in their naAtion
[JONAH, TOM AND CROW]
Every moF#mnster has a cBountry
Yeah, a sDtation they cDsus2all their hoAme
[Verse]
[CROW]
NC
Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben
[TOM]
WAhat turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti?
[JONAH]
WBas it in Tibet?
[TOM]
BYep
[JONAH]
BI bet he met a yeti
[CROW]
ADustralia?
[JONAH]
DThere, drop bears will impale ya
[TOM]
Then they'll sAell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia
[JONAH]
AChupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico
BDéélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo
DCongo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino
AI know I don’t want to die
ABut when I do, he’ll be the guy
[TOM/CROW]
NC
Whoa!
[TOM]
NC
So, Crow?
[CROW]
NC
Servo?
[TOM]
NC
Ready to go?
[CROW]
NC
Start slow
[TOM]
KAropermann is a monster from Luxembourg
[CROW]
Who's Bactually the size of Luxembourg
[TOM]
He Dcrushed the whole country of Luxembourg
[TOM, CROW, AND JONAH]
BecAause he is the size of Luxembourg
[JONAH]
NC
What?!?
[CROW]
EF#mgypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun
[TOM]
LBeprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common
[JONAH]
YDou bots got the hang of it
TDhe song's really kickin'
[ALL]
CAHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN!
[Dialogue]
[JONAH]
AGnus, killer shrews and the loup-garouB  
Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impunduluD  
Now you guys realize the surprising sAize
AOf all the worldwide daikaiju
[Chorus]
[ALL]
Every Acountry has a mBonster
They’re Dafraid of in their nAation
Every mF#monster
[GYPSY]
(Sasquatch!)
[ALL]
Has a coBuntry
[JONAH]
(That's Canada!)
[ALL]
Yeah, a stDation they Dsus2call their hAome
[TOM]
(Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!)
[ALL]
Every cAountry
[CROW]
(Scandinavia!)
[ALL]
Has a moBnster
[JONAH]
(Kraken!)
[ALL]
They’re afDraid of
[TOM]
(Kinga!)
[ALL]
In their nAation
(Moon 13!)
Every mF#monster has a cBountry
Yeah, weD've got  Dsus2movie  sAign

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Every Country Has A Monster

by Jonah Ray

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F#m

Dsus2

[Verse]

[JONAH]

N.C.

Reptilicus is silly, but he really illustrates

N.C.

The great array of monsters all over the place

Not just in Japan, but across the planet

An "A-to-Z" gamut—a gargantuan panoply

[TOM]

Example, please?

[JONAH]

Well, name a land

[TOM]

Belize

[JONAH]

Oh, geez; easy peasy, mes amis

See, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo

In Belize they believe in him

They're not afraid to say so

[TOM]

Scotland?

[JONAH]

Nessie's livin' up in a loch

[TOM]

How 'bout Poland?

[JONAH]

A scary scarecrow named Bubak

[CROW]

F#m

Huh; so...it's not just Godzilla?

[TOM]

Well, duh, Crow; there's a lot that could kill ya'

[CROW]

Hey!

[JONAH]

Tom...

[TOM]

Sorry, Crow

[CROW]

Okay

[TOM]

Bros?

[CROW]

Sho

[TOM]

Yo, Jonah, how's the chorus go?

[Chorus]

[JONAH]

A Bm

Every country has a monster

D A

They’re afraid of in their nation

[JONAH, TOM AND CROW]

F#m B

Every monster has a country

D Dsus2 A

Yeah, a station they call their home

[Verse]

[CROW]

Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben

[TOM]

What turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti?

[JONAH]

Was it in Tibet?

[TOM]

Yep

[JONAH]

I bet he met a yeti

[CROW]

Australia?

[JONAH]

There, drop bears will impale ya

[TOM]

Then they'll sell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia

[JONAH]

Chupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico

Déélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo

Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino

I know I don’t want to die

But when I do, he’ll be the guy

[TOM/CROW]

Whoa!

[TOM]

So, Crow?

[CROW]

Servo?

[TOM]

Ready to go?

[CROW]

Start slow

[TOM]

Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg

[CROW]

Who's actually the size of Luxembourg

[TOM]

He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg

[TOM, CROW, AND JONAH]

Because he is the size of Luxembourg

[JONAH]

What?!?

[CROW]

F#m

Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun

[TOM]

Leprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common

[JONAH]

You bots got the hang of it

The song's really kickin'

[ALL]

CHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN!

[Dialogue]

[JONAH]

A B

Gnus, killer shrews and the loup-garou

Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impundulu

Now you guys realize the surprising size

Of all the worldwide daikaiju

[Chorus]

[ALL]

A B

Every country has a monster

D A

They’re afraid of in their nation

F#m

Every monster

[GYPSY]

(Sasquatch!)

[ALL]

Has a country

[JONAH]

(That's Canada!)

[ALL]

D Dsus2 A

Yeah, a station they call their home

[TOM]

(Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!)

[ALL]

Every country

[CROW]

(Scandinavia!)

[ALL]

Has a monster

[JONAH]

(Kraken!)

[ALL]

They’re afraid of

[TOM]

(Kinga!)

[ALL]

In their nation

(Moon 13!)

F#m B

Every monster has a country

D Dsus2 A

Yeah, we've got movie sign

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