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Midget Matzah

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[Intro]
C# F# G# F#
C# F# G# F#
[Verse]
D#mMet a girl some time agoF#  
   D#mI G#call her midget matzah
D#mCutest thing that I've ever know'dF#  
   D#mSG#he's my little cutie
D#mComing to visit gonna grab that whaleF#  
    D#mTG#hey call him Shamu
D#mI'll grab his head and you grab his tF#ail
     D#m  G#And we'll bring him to the ocean
C#Woah-oh, I hope its not very farF#  
   G#  F#'cause whales are very heavy
C#And woah-oh, we'll let him jump over youF#  
    G#  F#And pretend he's Free Willy
C#We'll be just like Bonnie and ClydeF#  
    G#  F#For the 21st century
C#Drive around in cars that run on vegetable oilF#  
    G#  F#And riding turtles to the ocean
[Chorus]
C#Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can seeF#  
    G#  F#The cracks in the concrete
C#And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever beF#  
   G#MF#y little cutie
[Outro]
C# F# G# F#

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Midget Matzah

by H3H3 Productions

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D#m

[Intro]

C# F# G# F#

[Verse]

D#m F#

Met a girl some time ago

D#m G#

I call her midget matzah

D#m F#

Cutest thing that I've ever know'd

D#m G#

She's my little cutie

D#m F#

Coming to visit gonna grab that whale

D#m G#

They call him Shamu

D#m F#

I'll grab his head and you grab his tail

D#m G#

And we'll bring him to the ocean

C# F#

Woah-oh, I hope its not very far

G# F#

'cause whales are very heavy

C# F#

And woah-oh, we'll let him jump over you

G# F#

And pretend he's Free Willy

C# F#

We'll be just like Bonnie and Clyde

G# F#

For the 21st century

C# F#

Drive around in cars that run on vegetable oil

G# F#

And riding turtles to the ocean

[Chorus]

C# F#

Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see

G# F#

The cracks in the concrete

C# F#

And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be

G# F#

My little cutie

[Outro]

C# F# G# F#

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