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Midget Matzah

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[Intro]
 C#   F#             G#x2
[Verse 1]
C#Met a girl some time F#ago, I call G#her midget matzah
C#Cutest thing that I've ever F#know'd
G#She's my little cutie
[Verse 2]
C#Coming to visit gonna grab that wF#hale
They call him G#Shamu
C#I'll grab his head and you grab his F#tail
And wG#e'll bring him to the ocean
[Chorus]
D#mWoah-oh, I hope its not very F#far
'cause whales are very heavy
D#mAnd woah-oh, we'll let him jump over yF#ou
And pretend he's Free Willy
[Verse 3]
C#We'll be just like Bonnie and ClyF#de
G#For the 21st century
C#Drive around in cars that run on vegetable F#oil
G#And riding turtles to the ocean
[Chorus]
D#mWoah-oh, bring a camera so the world can F#see
The cracks in the concrete
D#mAnd woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever F#be
My little cutie
[Instrumental]
 C#   F#         G#x2
[Chorus]
D#mWoah-oh, bring a camera so the world caF#n see
The cracks in the concrete
D#mAnd woah-oh, the cutest thing that F#ever be
My little cutie
[Outro]
C#     F#
G#My little cutie          x2

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Midget Matzah

by Ethan Klein

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

D#m

[Intro]

C# F# G#

[Verse 1]

C# F# G#

Met a girl some time ago, I call her midget matzah

C# F#

Cutest thing that I've ever know'd

She's my little cutie

[Verse 2]

C# F#

Coming to visit gonna grab that whale

They call him Shamu

C# F#

I'll grab his head and you grab his tail

And we'll bring him to the ocean

[Chorus]

D#m F#

Woah-oh, I hope its not very far

'cause whales are very heavy

D#m F#

And woah-oh, we'll let him jump over you

And pretend he's Free Willy

[Verse 3]

C# F#

We'll be just like Bonnie and Clyde

For the 21st century

C# F#

Drive around in cars that run on vegetable oil

And riding turtles to the ocean

[Chorus]

D#m F#

Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see

The cracks in the concrete

D#m F#

And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be

My little cutie

[Instrumental]

C# F# G#

[Chorus]

D#m F#

Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see

The cracks in the concrete

D#m F#

And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be

My little cutie

[Outro]

C# F#

My little cutie x2

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