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Plastic Jesus

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[INTRO]
D     D
[VERSE 1]
DI don't care if it rains or freezes 
GLong as I have my plastic Jesus
DSitting on the dashboard of my caAr
DIt comes in colours pink and pleasant
GGlows in the dark cos it's iridescent
DTake it with you wAhen you travel fDar
[CHORUS]
Whoa oGh whoa oDh 
Whoa oAh whoa oDh  
Whoa oGh whoa oDh 
Whoa oAh whoa oDh  
[VERSE 2]
DGet yourself a sweet Madonna
GDressed in rhinestones sitting on a Dpedastal of abalone shAell
DGoin' ninety I'm not scary 
GCos I've got my Virgin Mary
DAssuring me I won't go to hAell
[VERSE 3]
DI don't care if it rains or freezes 
GLong as I have my plastic Jesus
DSitting on the dashboard of my caAr
DIt comes in colours pink and pleasant
GGlows in the dark cos it's iridescent
DTake it with you wAhen you travel fDar
DTake it with you wAhen you travel fDar

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Plastic Jesus

by Kristian Bush

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Chords in this song · guitar

[INTRO]

D D

[VERSE 1]

I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I have my plastic Jesus

D A

Sitting on the dashboard of my car

It comes in colours pink and pleasant

Glows in the dark cos it's iridescent

D A D

Take it with you when you travel far

[CHORUS]

G D

Whoa oh whoa oh

A D

Whoa oh whoa oh

G D

Whoa oh whoa oh

A D

Whoa oh whoa oh

[VERSE 2]

Get yourself a sweet Madonna

G D A

Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a pedastal of abalone shell

Goin' ninety I'm not scary

Cos I've got my Virgin Mary

D A

Assuring me I won't go to hell

[VERSE 3]

I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I have my plastic Jesus

D A

Sitting on the dashboard of my car

It comes in colours pink and pleasant

Glows in the dark cos it's iridescent

D A D

Take it with you when you travel far

D A D

Take it with you when you travel far

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