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The Intergalactic Laxative

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[Intro]
A  A  A  A
[Verse 1]
I Awas impressed like everyone,
When man beEgan to Afly,
DOut of earthly Aregions,
To Eplanets in the Asky.
With Dtotal media Acoverage,
We Awatched the heroes land,
As Aceremoniously
They Adisturbed the Ecosmic Asand.
[Verse 2]
In Aawe with admiration,
We listened Eto the Atalk.
Such Dpride felt they,
Such Ajoy to be
UEpon the moon to Awalk.
My Dromantic vision Ashattered,
When it Awas explained to me,
ASpacemen wear old diapers
In Awhich they Eshit and Apee.
[Chorus]
Oh, the Aintergalactic laxative,
Will get you from Ehere to Athere.
DRelieve you and Abelieve me, 
WithEout a worry or Acare.
If Dshitting is your Aproblem,
When you're Aout there in the stars,
Oh, the Aintergalactic laxative
Will Aget you from Ehere to AMars.
[Verse 3]
They Adon't partake like you and I,
Of beefy Eburger Amush.
Their Dfood is specialAly prepared
To Edissolve into Aslush.
AbDsorbed by multi-Afibers
In the Asuper diaper suit,
AOtherwise the slush would trickle
ADown inEside the Aboot.
[Chorus]
Oh, the Aintergalactic laxative,
Will get you from Ehere to Athere.
DRelieve you and Abelieve me, 
WithEout a worry or Acare.
If Dshitting is your Aproblem,
When you're Aout there in the stars,
Oh, the Aintergalactic laxative
Will Aget you from Ehere to AMars.
[Verse 4]
You Amay well ask now what becomes
Of liquid Ethey conAsume.
A Dpipe is led from Apenis head
To a Eunit in the Aroom.
The Dwater is reAcirculated,
AFiltered for re-use.
In Acase of anti-gravity -
APee gets Eon the Aloose.
[Chorus]
Oh, the Aintergalactic laxative,
Will get you from Ehere to Athere.
DRelieve you and Abelieve me, 
WithEout a worry or Acare.
If Dshitting is your Aproblem,
When you're Aout there in the stars,
Oh, the Aintergalactic laxative
Will Aget you from Ehere to AMars.
[Verse 5]
WherAever man has conquered,
On the Aquest for Efrontiers Anew, da da da da
I'm Dglad he's always Ahad to do
The Enumber one and Atwo.
It Dmakes it all so Aordinary,
AJust like you and me,
To Aknow the greatest heroes,
They Ahad to Eshit and Apee.
[Outro]
The Aintergalactic laxative
Will get you from Ehere to Athere,
For Dcosmic constiApation
There's Enone that can comApare.
If Dshitting is your Aproblem
When you're Aout there in the stars,
Oh, the Aintergalactic laxative,
The Aintergalactic laxative,
The Aintergalactic laxative,
Will Aget you from Ehere to AMars.

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The Intergalactic Laxative

by Donovan

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[Intro]

A A A A

[Verse 1]

I was impressed like everyone,

E A

When man began to fly,

D A

Out of earthly regions,

E A

To planets in the sky.

D A

With total media coverage,

We watched the heroes land,

As ceremoniously

A E A

They disturbed the cosmic sand.

[Verse 2]

In awe with admiration,

E A

We listened to the talk.

Such pride felt they,

Such joy to be

E A

Upon the moon to walk.

D A

My romantic vision shattered,

When it was explained to me,

Spacemen wear old diapers

A E A

In which they shit and pee.

[Chorus]

Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

E A

Will get you from here to there.

D A

Relieve you and believe me,

E A

Without a worry or care.

D A

If shitting is your problem,

When you're out there in the stars,

Oh, the intergalactic laxative

A E A

Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 3]

They don't partake like you and I,

E A

Of beefy burger mush.

D A

Their food is specially prepared

E A

To dissolve into slush.

D A

Absorbed by multi-fibers

In the super diaper suit,

Otherwise the slush would trickle

A E A

Down inside the boot.

[Chorus]

Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

E A

Will get you from here to there.

D A

Relieve you and believe me,

E A

Without a worry or care.

D A

If shitting is your problem,

When you're out there in the stars,

Oh, the intergalactic laxative

A E A

Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 4]

You may well ask now what becomes

E A

Of liquid they consume.

D A

A pipe is led from penis head

E A

To a unit in the room.

D A

The water is recirculated,

Filtered for re-use.

In case of anti-gravity -

A E A

Pee gets on the loose.

[Chorus]

Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

E A

Will get you from here to there.

D A

Relieve you and believe me,

E A

Without a worry or care.

D A

If shitting is your problem,

When you're out there in the stars,

Oh, the intergalactic laxative

A E A

Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 5]

Wherever man has conquered,

A E A

On the quest for frontiers new, da da da da

D A

I'm glad he's always had to do

E A

The number one and two.

D A

It makes it all so ordinary,

Just like you and me,

To know the greatest heroes,

A E A

They had to shit and pee.

[Outro]

The intergalactic laxative

E A

Will get you from here to there,

D A

For cosmic constipation

E A

There's none that can compare.

D A

If shitting is your problem

When you're out there in the stars,

Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

The intergalactic laxative,

A E A

Will get you from here to Mars.

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