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[Intro]
E
[Verse 1]
EI'm not so bad once you get to know me
Eonce you get down on your knees and blow me
AI'm from Missouri, you should show me
Ewater me, you could grow me
B7don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you dEown
[Chorus]
EI'm a walking happy hour
EI'm a happier than a happy hour
AI'm a happier hour
EOh yeah
B7I am pretty sweet but I am mostly sourE  
[Verse 2]
EI'd be pleased to meet you anywhere
Eanywhere where eagles dare
AI could be a strike or be a spare
EFully clothed or underwear
B7You can pound on me like a gypsy snareE  
[Verse 3]
EThe sky is blue and then its black
EI can stretch my dick below my sack
AYou could call me Steve you could call me 
EJack
B7If you soak your teeth in coke they will turn bElack
[Verse 4]
EI'm crispy like a tator tot
Emy nose is stuffed up full of snot
Amy heaters on I'm running hot
Efor you I'm just an after thought
B7If I give you cash perhaps you could be bEought
[Verse 5]
EIt's Christmas time for you and me
Elets curl up underneath the tree
AI'll tie you by the TV
EI stole from Walmart, it was free
B7If the cops come knocking act that your aEsleep
[Verse 6]
EYou could be yourself in my double wide
EYou don't everr have to hide
AThe only food I eat is fried
EI watched Brokeback Mountain then I cried
B7I feel at home with you when I'm insEide ....you
[Verse 7]
EI smoke Newport, you smoke Cool
EHoneynut Cheerios is my only rule
ALike Omar on the Wire, I'm no 
Efool
B7Did I ever tell you I wrote a hit with EJewel
[Verse 8]
EI was truly meant for you and 
Eyou were truly meant for me
Alets go camping by the sea
Eyou can climb my flagpole golly gee
B7We go together just like poop and peeE  
[Verse 9]
EI break the yolks make a smily face
Ewith my PJs on I'm so out of place
AI'm a visitor from 
Eouterspace
B7you can rub your DNA apon my facEe
[Verse 10]
EI clip my toenails by the sink
Ewell you just sip that pretty drink
AIgnore the brown trod it doth stink
Ewith the casing  on the sausage link
B7we were made for one another don't yoEu think
[Verse 11]
N.C.
Come to San Diego town
N.C.
We got re-fried beans so golden brown
N.C.
We kicked out all the mimes and clowns
EEveryone smiles and no one frowns
B7We got extra verbs and lots of vowels and Enouns
[Verse 12]
EI'm not so bad once you get to know me
Eonce you get down on your knees and blow me
AI'm from Missouri, you should show me
Ewater me, you could grow me
B7don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you dEown
[Outro]
 EI'll hunt you down
 EI'll hunt you down
 EI'll hunt you down

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Happier Hour

by Steve Poltz

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Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

[Verse 1]

I'm not so bad once you get to know me

once you get down on your knees and blow me

I'm from Missouri, you should show me

water me, you could grow me

B7 E

don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down

[Chorus]

I'm a walking happy hour

I'm a happier than a happy hour

I'm a happier hour

Oh yeah

B7 E

I am pretty sweet but I am mostly sour

[Verse 2]

I'd be pleased to meet you anywhere

anywhere where eagles dare

I could be a strike or be a spare

Fully clothed or underwear

B7 E

You can pound on me like a gypsy snare

[Verse 3]

The sky is blue and then its black

I can stretch my dick below my sack

You could call me Steve you could call me

Jack

B7 E

If you soak your teeth in coke they will turn black

[Verse 4]

I'm crispy like a tator tot

my nose is stuffed up full of snot

my heaters on I'm running hot

for you I'm just an after thought

B7 E

If I give you cash perhaps you could be bought

[Verse 5]

It's Christmas time for you and me

lets curl up underneath the tree

I'll tie you by the TV

I stole from Walmart, it was free

B7 E

If the cops come knocking act that your asleep

[Verse 6]

You could be yourself in my double wide

You don't everr have to hide

The only food I eat is fried

I watched Brokeback Mountain then I cried

B7 E

I feel at home with you when I'm inside ....you

[Verse 7]

I smoke Newport, you smoke Cool

Honeynut Cheerios is my only rule

Like Omar on the Wire, I'm no

fool

B7 E

Did I ever tell you I wrote a hit with Jewel

[Verse 8]

I was truly meant for you and

you were truly meant for me

lets go camping by the sea

you can climb my flagpole golly gee

B7 E

We go together just like poop and pee

[Verse 9]

I break the yolks make a smily face

with my PJs on I'm so out of place

I'm a visitor from

outerspace

B7 E

you can rub your DNA apon my face

[Verse 10]

I clip my toenails by the sink

well you just sip that pretty drink

Ignore the brown trod it doth stink

with the casing on the sausage link

B7 E

we were made for one another don't you think

[Verse 11]

N.C.

Come to San Diego town

N.C.

We got re-fried beans so golden brown

N.C.

We kicked out all the mimes and clowns

Everyone smiles and no one frowns

B7 E

We got extra verbs and lots of vowels and nouns

[Verse 12]

I'm not so bad once you get to know me

once you get down on your knees and blow me

I'm from Missouri, you should show me

water me, you could grow me

B7 E

don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down

[Outro]

I'll hunt you down

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