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[Verse]
I want a Ccommodious commode
To Ghave when I get old
With a Fsuper soft toilet seat
One that's Geasy on my cheeks 
I need Csuper soft toilet paper
Not the Gkind like sandpaper
But it Fneeds to be the stronger kind
So none's Gleft in my behind. 
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I need a Cshelf with lots of books
Perhaps a Gstove so I can cook
That would Freally make me smile
Cause I'm Ggonna a be there a while. 
[Verse]
I need a Ccommodious commode
One that Gcan handle heavy loads
With a Fsuper powered flush
So it Gwon't ever stop up.
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And if CI'm ever feeling frustration
When I'm Gstopped up from constipation
I Fknow it will be okay
Cause I can Gsit in there all day.
[Verse]
CEveryone needs a place
Where they can Ggo  just to escape
Well, Fthat's good enough for me
And Gpeople can just let me be. 
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Now FI don't ask for much I'm a simple man
But CI'd like some comfort when I use the can
Oh when I Greally really have to Fgo
I want me a Gcommodious comCmode

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Commodious Commode

by Kenneth Sayers

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Chords in this song · guitar

[Verse]

I want a commodious commode

To have when I get old

With a super soft toilet seat

One that's easy on my cheeks

I need super soft toilet paper

Not the kind like sandpaper

But it needs to be the stronger kind

So none's left in my behind.

[Verse]

I need a shelf with lots of books

Perhaps a stove so I can cook

That would really make me smile

Cause I'm gonna a be there a while.

[Verse]

I need a commodious commode

One that can handle heavy loads

With a super powered flush

So it won't ever stop up.

[Verse]

And if I'm ever feeling frustration

When I'm stopped up from constipation

I know it will be okay

Cause I can sit in there all day.

[Verse]

Everyone needs a place

Where they can go just to escape

Well, that's good enough for me

And people can just let me be.

[Verse]

Now I don't ask for much I'm a simple man

But I'd like some comfort when I use the can

G F

Oh when I really really have to go

G C

I want me a commodious commode

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