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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gregs Drinking Song

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GGather ye 'roundEm  
And I'll teDll you a taleG  
Of all Gthe great timesEm  
I've had Am7with an aleD  
There's Gjoy and there's gloryEm  
DMore than you can thinkG  
Yes this Gis what happens Emto meD  
When I drink!G  
I pee my pants!C  
My pantsC!
I pee my pants!
I get up Gfrom the barEm  
To find Am7pee on my pants!D  
GI say it's waterEm  
but all it takes Dis a glanceG  
For peopEmle to reAm7alize
DI pee my pants!G  
White Josh:
Wow, I did not know it was that bad.
Greg:
Yes wine Gcan be Emfun
White, RDosé and GRed
'Till I Gcall up Emmy boss
To say I Am7wish he was deaDd!
Chase doGwn the rEmegret
With somDe gin for good lGuck!
GThen steal my coEmusin Jim's
DLandscaping trucGk!
Drive home then
I puke on my catC!
My cat!
I puke on my catG!
I fall tGhrough the doorwEmay
And puke Am7on my cat!D  
GPoor little BrunEmo 
Did not Dexpect tGhat!
GI tried for the Am7toilet
But puke Don my cGat!
While soGme can eEmnjoy
A scotch Dwith a Gsteak
Or one gEmlass of wine
Then they're barAm7ely awakDe.
For me iGt's much Emdifferent
DWhat happens wheGn
EmI try to have onAm7e
It just Dturns inGto ten.
And then...
I fly a Cplane!
A plane!
I fly a Gplane!
I knock on the cEmockpit
Shouting
"I'll flAm7y this pDlane!"
We emergGency lanEmded
DThe TSA Gcame
GNow I'm banned from SoutEmhwest
Cause I Dtry to fly planeGs!
EVERYBODY!
Everyone:
He has sex with Ca bush!
A bush!
He has sCex with a bush!G  
Greg:
That wasn't a woEmman?
Everyone:
No it waAm7s a bushD!
It had tGwigs and Emleaves
Cause it Dwas a bGush!
Greg:
EmThat's where that scar comes from!
Everyone:
From sexDing a buGsh!
But he's Embreaking the cyAm7cle
And makiDng a pusGh!
He's quiEmtting his drinkiAm7ng
And saving his
CPants and his 
GCat and
CSouthwest and 
Jim's trGuck
Hector:
And my car
White Josh:
My car too!
Everyone:
And a bush!
Josh:
I didn't do anything wrong! YES!
White Josh:
Again, not about you.

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gregs Drinking Song

by Misc Television

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Am7

G Em

Gather ye 'round

D G

And I'll tell you a tale

G Em

Of all the great times

Am7 D

I've had with an ale

G Em

There's joy and there's glory

D G

More than you can think

G Em D

Yes this is what happens to me

When I drink!

I pee my pants!

My pants!

I pee my pants!

G Em

I get up from the bar

Am7 D

To find pee on my pants!

G Em

I say it's water

D G

but all it takes is a glance

Em Am7

For people to realize

D G

I pee my pants!

White Josh:

Wow, I did not know it was that bad.

Greg:

G Em

Yes wine can be fun

D G

White, Rosé and Red

G Em

'Till I call up my boss

Am7 D

To say I wish he was dead!

G Em

Chase down the regret

D G

With some gin for good luck!

G Em

Then steal my cousin Jim's

D G

Landscaping truck!

Drive home then

I puke on my cat!

My cat!

I puke on my cat!

G Em

I fall through the doorway

Am7 D

And puke on my cat!

G Em

Poor little Bruno

D G

Did not expect that!

G Am7

I tried for the toilet

D G

But puke on my cat!

G Em

While some can enjoy

D G

A scotch with a steak

Or one glass of wine

Am7 D

Then they're barely awake.

G Em

For me it's much different

D G

What happens when

Em Am7

I try to have one

D G

It just turns into ten.

And then...

I fly a plane!

A plane!

I fly a plane!

I knock on the cockpit

Shouting

Am7 D

"I'll fly this plane!"

G Em

We emergency landed

D G

The TSA came

G Em

Now I'm banned from Southwest

D G

Cause I try to fly planes!

VERYBODY!

Everyone:

He has sex with a bush!

A bush!

C G

He has sex with a bush!

Greg:

That wasn't a woman?

Everyone:

Am7 D

No it was a bush!

G Em

It had twigs and leaves

D G

Cause it was a bush!

Greg:

That's where that scar comes from!

Everyone:

D G

From sexing a bush!

Em Am7

But he's breaking the cycle

D G

And making a push!

Em Am7

He's quitting his drinking

And saving his

Pants and his

Cat and

Southwest and

Jim's truck

Hector:

And my car

White Josh:

My car too!

Everyone:

And a bush!

Josh:

I didn't do anything wrong! YES!

White Josh:

Again, not about you.

About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gregs Drinking Song Chords by Misc Television

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