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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Lets Have Intercourse

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[Intro]
 C   Am7   F   C(2x)
[Verse]
CUnfortunatAm7ely, I waFnt to have sex witCh you
CI don't know what Am7happened, mFaybe you lost some Gweight
Am7For some rFeason, you're now on the Ctop of my toG-do list 
Let's get this oCver with Am7  
So I can Ffocus on other Gtasks
[Chorus]
CLet's have intercourse Am7  
Just pretFend I'm seducing yGou
Come on, let's quickly have iCntercourseAm7  
So I can Fmove oGn with my lCifeAm7  
FMy busy liGfe
[Verse]
CYou and Am7I are both hiFghly intelligent pCeopleG  
CAlthough IAm7'm in much bFetter physical shGape
Am7Once we dFo it, it'll be like well, tChat's what that wGas like
CAnd you'll hopefully go Am7back to sFeeming weird to Gme
[Chorus]
But right now let's have CintercourseAm7  
I mean, Fobviously you want Gto, too
Just super quickly have CintercourseAm7  
You coFuld use the exeGrcise
[Bridge]
AmSometimes my body wants things that my mind does not
FMy body wants things that make my mind go "Uh, body, what?"
CWe're animals, it's unfortunate
GSo come on, let's contortion it
AmI won't be back to normal till I see
What your nGipples look like
[Chorus]
They're probably straightforward nCipplesAm7  
FI won't know for sGure
           N.C.
Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it and we super quickly it'll only take a second
Have intCercourseAm7  
Good thing I Fhappen to have an old cGondom
In my wCallet.

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Lets Have Intercourse

by Misc Television

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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Am7

[Intro]

C Am7 F C

(2x)

[Verse]

C Am7 F C

Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you

C Am7 F G

I don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight

Am7 F C G

For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list

C Am7

Let's get this over with

F G

So I can focus on other tasks

[Chorus]

C Am7

Let's have intercourse

F G

Just pretend I'm seducing you

C Am7

Come on, let's quickly have intercourse

F G C Am7

So I can move on with my life

F G

My busy life

[Verse]

C Am7 F C G

You and I are both highly intelligent people

C Am7 F G

Although I'm in much better physical shape

Am7 F C G

Once we do it, it'll be like well, that's what that was like

C Am7 F G

And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me

[Chorus]

C Am7

But right now let's have intercourse

F G

I mean, obviously you want to, too

C Am7

Just super quickly have intercourse

F G

You could use the exercise

[Bridge]

Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not

My body wants things that make my mind go "Uh, body, what?"

We're animals, it's unfortunate

So come on, let's contortion it

I won't be back to normal till I see

What your nipples look like

[Chorus]

C Am7

They're probably straightforward nipples

F G

I won't know for sure

N.C.

Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it and we super quickly it'll only take a second

C Am7

Have intercourse

F G

Good thing I happen to have an old condom

In my wallet.

About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Lets Have Intercourse Chords by Misc Television

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The chords for "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Lets Have Intercourse" show the original chord names (including C, Am7, F, G, Am). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.