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You Cant Handle This

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[Intro]
F       G       Dsus2   Bb
F       G       Dsus2   Bb
F       G       Dsus2   Bb
F       G       Dsus2   Bb
[Verse] 
FMaking young girls pine
AmI don't have the time
BbBabies get in line
FI've got a proCtractor
FGot a stapler now It goes "ka-ching"
AmGotta have the math club crown me king
BbGotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
FOn my calculCator
DmIf you're up
CAnd if you want
FA piece Cof mDme
CWave goodbye
AAnd blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
[Chorus]
FNo, No, No
CYou can't handle Bbthis
FNo, No, No
CYou can't handle Bbthis
[Verse]
FThrough my glasses glare
AmYou'll see savoir faire
BbBeneath my icy stare
FI've got a retCainer
FMaybe I'm the physics main event
AmMaybe I'm the chem club president
BbMaybe even Texas Instruments
FThinks that I'm copClanar
DmIf you're up
CAnd if you want
FA piece Cof Dmme
CWave goodbye
AAnd blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
[Chorus]
FNo, No, No
CYou can't handle Bbthis
FNo, No, No
CYou can't handle Bbthis
[Bridge]
GAnd Leonard DmNemoy
BbCan't stand up to Fthis
GAnd Captain DmJames T. Kirk
BbBows beneath my Ffists
GAnd I am Dmawesome
BbAwesome
FI am the awesomCest
[Chorus]
GNo, No, No
DYou can't handle Cthis
GNo, No, No
DYou can't handle Cthis
[Outro]
G D C
G D C
GYeah

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You Cant Handle This

by Five Iron Frenzy

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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Dsus2

[Intro]

F G Dsus2 Bb

[Verse]

Making young girls pine

I don't have the time

Babies get in line

F C

I've got a protractor

Got a stapler now It goes "ka-ching"

Gotta have the math club crown me king

Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing

F C

On my calculator

If you're up

And if you want

F C Dm

A piece of me

Wave goodbye

And blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this

[Chorus]

No, No, No

C Bb

You can't handle this

No, No, No

C Bb

You can't handle this

[Verse]

Through my glasses glare

You'll see savoir faire

Beneath my icy stare

F C

I've got a retainer

Maybe I'm the physics main event

Maybe I'm the chem club president

Maybe even Texas Instruments

F C

Thinks that I'm coplanar

If you're up

And if you want

F C Dm

A piece of me

Wave goodbye

And blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this

[Chorus]

No, No, No

C Bb

You can't handle this

No, No, No

C Bb

You can't handle this

[Bridge]

G Dm

And Leonard Nemoy

Bb F

Can't stand up to this

G Dm

And Captain James T. Kirk

Bb F

Bows beneath my fists

G Dm

And I am awesome

Awesome

F C

I am the awesomest

[Chorus]

No, No, No

D C

You can't handle this

No, No, No

D C

You can't handle this

[Outro]

G D C

Yeah

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