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Eating Simon

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Hello! Today I'll show you how I play Eating Simon by Hands Off Gretel. Maybe this is not the "official way"
to play it, sorry about that. I strongly suggest you to buy their album "Burn The Beauty Queen" on their 
website.
ALL THE CHORDS ARE PLAYED IN POWER CHORDS
[Intro]
|e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-6\5-5-6\5-|
DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL THERE ARE CHORDS.
For the chords in the verse and the chorus, it's basically the same rhythm 
as the intro but played with chords.
[Verse]
ECome and Gplay in my hF#ouseA  Bb  
EI have a gaGme for F#usA  Bb  
ELittle Gboy don't F#be shyA  Bb  
EGive me tGime than run and F#hideF  E  
ESimon plGayed in my hF#ouseA  Bb  
EHe's as Gtimid as a mF#ouseA  Bb  
EAs I grew bGig he is so F#shyA  Bb  
ETremblinGg my mouth is wF#ideF  E  
[Chorus]
EWiGdeF#!A  Bb  
EWiGdeF#!A  Bb  
EOpGen F#wiAdeBb!
EWiGdeF#!F  E  
E G F# F E
E G F# F E
 E   G   F#   F   A   Bb(x2)
EAh...
[Verse]
EAs I fGeel him go doF#wnA  Bb  
ERailed in sGpit I watch him drF#ownA  Bb  
EHe begged and beGgged to play with F#meA  Bb  
ESwallowiGng his scrF#eamF  E  
[Chorus]
EDoGwnF#!A  Bb  
EDoGwnF#!A  Bb  
EHe GgF#oes AdBbown!
EDoGwnF#!F  E  
E G F# F E
E G F# F E
 E   G   F#   F   A   Bb(x2)
[Bridge]
ETake Ghim F#in Fmy Ebody GsF#heltFerEed
EHold Ghim F#in tFhis hAeart of mBbine
EDeepeGr thF#an FI'vEe evGer F#feltF  E  
EA man tGhat's F#made Fof jAust my siBbze
[Play the intro riff for this part]
EAnd I knGow that hF#e stinAksBb  
ERoll him iGn my fingF#ers by hAabitBb  
EHe begged and Gbegged to F#play with AmeBb  
ENow I miGss his little F#screamsF  E  
E G F# F E
E G F# F E
 E   G   F#   F   A   Bb(x2)
|e|------------------------------------|
|B|------------------------------------|
|G|------------------------------------|
|D|------------------------------------|
|A|------------------------------------|
|E|0-0-0-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
[Play it for this part]
ELittle Gboy he sF#aid to mAe
EI will Ggive you F#everythiAng
But a Eheart so Gbig will F#never bAeat
EOh lolitGa, kill F#everythinAgBb  
 E   G   F#   A   Bb   A   Bb   A(x2)
ESimon plGayed in my hF#ouseA  B  
EHe's as Gtimid as a mF#ouseA  Bb  
ELittle boy Gdon't be shyF#  A  Bb  
EYou are Gmine, you are mF#ine, you are AmiBbne
Finish with E
h - hammer on 
p - pull off 
b - bend string up
r - release bend
/ - slide up
\ - slide down
v - vibrato (sometimes written as ~)
t - right hand tap
x - play 'note' with heavy damping
[Chords]
e|---|--E-|---|x  e|---|-G--|---|x  e|---|-F--|---|x e|---|-F#--|---|x e|---|-A--|---|x e|---|Bb---|---|x
B|---|---|---|x  B|---|---|---|x  B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x
G|---|---|---|x  G|---|---|---|x  G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x
D|---|-4-|---|o  D|---|---|-4-|o  D|---|---|-4-|o D|---|---|-4-|o D|---|---|-4-|o D|---|---|-4-|o
A|---|-3-|---|o  A|---|---|-3-|o  A|---|---|-3-|o A|---|---|-3-|o A|---|---|-3-|o A|---|---|-3-|o
E|---|---|---|o  E|-1-|---|---|o  E|-1-|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o
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Eating Simon

by Hands Off Gretel

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Hello! Today I'll show you how I play Eating Simon by Hands Off Gretel. Maybe this is not the "official way"

to play it, sorry about that. I strongly suggest you to buy their album "Burn The Beauty Queen" on their

website.

ALL THE CHORDS ARE PLAYED IN POWER CHORDS

[Intro]

|e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

|B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

|G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

|D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

|A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

|E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-6\5-5-6\5-|

DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL THERE ARE CHORDS.

For the chords in the verse and the chorus, it's basically the same rhythm

as the intro but played with chords.

[Verse]

E G F# A Bb

Come and play in my house

E G F# A Bb

I have a game for us

E G F# A Bb

Little boy don't be shy

E G F# F E

Give me time than run and hide

E G F# A Bb

Simon played in my house

E G F# A Bb

He's as timid as a mouse

E G F# A Bb

As I grew big he is so shy

E G F# F E

Trembling my mouth is wide

[Chorus]

E G F# A Bb

Wide!

E G F# A Bb

Wide!

E G F# A Bb

Open wide!

E G F# F E

Wide!

E G F# F E

E G F# F A Bb

(x2)

Ah...

[Verse]

E G F# A Bb

As I feel him go down

E G F# A Bb

Railed in spit I watch him drown

E G F# A Bb

He begged and begged to play with me

E G F# F E

Swallowing his scream

[Chorus]

E G F# A Bb

Down!

E G F# A Bb

Down!

E G F# A Bb

He goes down!

E G F# F E

Down!

E G F# F E

E G F# F A Bb

(x2)

[Bridge]

E G F# F E G F# F E

Take him in my body sheltered

E G F# F A Bb

Hold him in this heart of mine

E G F# F E G F# F E

Deeper than I've ever felt

E G F# F A Bb

A man that's made of just my size

[Play the intro riff for this part]

E G F# A Bb

And I know that he stinks

E G F# A Bb

Roll him in my fingers by habit

E G F# A Bb

He begged and begged to play with me

E G F# F E

Now I miss his little screams

E G F# F E

E G F# F A Bb

(x2)

|e|------------------------------------|

|B|------------------------------------|

|G|------------------------------------|

|D|------------------------------------|

|A|------------------------------------|

|E|0-0-0-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|

[Play it for this part]

E G F# A

Little boy he said to me

E G F# A

I will give you everything

E G F# A

But a heart so big will never beat

E G F# A Bb

Oh lolita, kill everything

E G F# A Bb A Bb A

(x2)

E G F# A B

Simon played in my house

E G F# A Bb

He's as timid as a mouse

E G F# A Bb

Little boy don't be shy

E G F# A Bb

You are mine, you are mine, you are mine

Finish with E

h - hammer on

p - pull off

b - bend string up

r - release bend

/ - slide up

\ - slide down

v - vibrato (sometimes written as ~)

t - right hand tap

x - play 'note' with heavy damping

[Chords]

E G F F# A Bb

e|---|---|---|x e|---|---|---|x e|---|---|---|x e|---|---|---|x e|---|---|---|x e|---|---|---|x

B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x B|---|---|---|x

G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x G|---|---|---|x

D|---|-4-|---|o D|---|---|-4-|o D|---|---|-4-|o D|---|---|-4-|o D|---|---|-4-|o D|---|---|-4-|o

A|---|-3-|---|o A|---|---|-3-|o A|---|---|-3-|o A|---|---|-3-|o A|---|---|-3-|o A|---|---|-3-|o

E|---|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o E|-1-|---|---|o

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