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[Intro]
A E A
A D A
A D A E D E A
[Verse 1]
AI used to Elove Barry ABonds
ATake one Dswing and it’s Agone
But as Atime went Dby and he Agrew in Esize
My Drespect level Eslowly Adropped
AI like EEuro AM.L.S.
ATheir playing Dlevel is the Abest
But all the Aacting, Dlying, Abullshit and Ecrying
ReDmind me of Ewhat I Adetest
[Chorus]
F#They come on Ascene and show their Dwhite horse and their Esqueaky clean self
F#They’d best watch Aout for the medDia’s social Eguillotine
You can Acheat, you can Dlie, you can Awin or not Etry, but you Dcan’t be a Egood guy in Asports
All the Apills, Dthrills, and atAtempted Ekills make a Dhero’s Edate in Acourt
[Verse 2]
AI really Eliked Tiger AWoods
AHe is Dall well and Agood
He is Aclean, Dlean, a Agolf Emachine
But in the Dend he’s just Eanother horny Abloke
AI like EAllan AIverson
AShort, Dcorn rowed, and Afun
But he Afound his Dwife messin’ Awith another Eguy
And they Dfound him near the Eguy with a Agun
[Chorus]
F#They come on Ascene and show their Dwhite horse and their Esqueaky clean self
F#They’d best watch Aout for the medDia’s social Eguillotine
You can Acheat, you can Dlie, you can Awin or not Etry, but you Dcan’t be a Egood guy in Asports
All the Apills, Dthrills, and atAtempted Ekills make a Dhero’s Edate in Acourt
[Interlude]
 A   D   A   E   D   E   Ax2
 F#   A   D   Ex2
[Chorus]
You can Acheat, you can Dlie, you can Awin or not Etry, but you Dcan’t be a Egood guy in Asports
All the Apills, Dthrills, and atAtempted Ekills make a Dhero’s Edate in Acourt
[Bridge]
AAssleteD  
AThat’s what you Eare
DKillin’ all the Ekids in your Afancy car
AAssleteD  
AThat's what you Eare
DRunnin’ over Ekids in your Afancy car
[Last Chorus]
You can Acheat, you can Dlie, you can Awin or not Etry, but you Dcan’t be a Egood guy in Asports
All the Apills, Dthrills, and atAtempted Ekills make a Dhero’s Edate in Acourt

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Asslete

by Emily's Army

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Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

A E A

A D A

A D A E D E A

[Verse 1]

A E A

I used to love Barry Bonds

A D A

Take one swing and it’s gone

A D A E

But as time went by and he grew in size

D E A

My respect level slowly dropped

A E A

I like Euro M.L.S.

A D A

Their playing level is the best

A D A E

But all the acting, lying, bullshit and crying

D E A

Remind me of what I detest

[Chorus]

F# A D E

They come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self

F# A D E

They’d best watch out for the media’s social guillotine

A D A E D E A

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can’t be a good guy in sports

A D A E D E A

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero’s date in court

[Verse 2]

A E A

I really liked Tiger Woods

A D A

He is all well and good

A D A E

He is clean, lean, a golf machine

D E A

But in the end he’s just another horny bloke

A E A

I like Allan Iverson

A D A

Short, corn rowed, and fun

A D A E

But he found his wife messin’ with another guy

D E A

And they found him near the guy with a gun

[Chorus]

F# A D E

They come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self

F# A D E

They’d best watch out for the media’s social guillotine

A D A E D E A

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can’t be a good guy in sports

A D A E D E A

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero’s date in court

[Interlude]

A D A E D E A

F# A D E

[Chorus]

A D A E D E A

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can’t be a good guy in sports

A D A E D E A

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero’s date in court

[Bridge]

A D

Asslete

A E

That’s what you are

D E A

Killin’ all the kids in your fancy car

A D

Asslete

A E

That's what you are

D E A

Runnin’ over kids in your fancy car

[Last Chorus]

A D A E D E A

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can’t be a good guy in sports

A D A E D E A

All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero’s date in court

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